Lindsay Lohan An Appentrice?

It seems everyone wants to bring the Lindsay Lohan trainwreck to their shows. First Dr. Drew tried to nab her for Celebrity Rehab and now Donald Trump has approached her for Celebrity Apprentice 4.

Lindsay's mom, Dina Lohan told People Magazine, "Donald approached Lindsay about being on Celebrity Apprentice, so we’ll see where it goes. I think it’s a great idea for her, but Lindsay has two movies coming up, so I don’t know if Lindsay has time. It may conflict with her schedule."

I like how Dina tries to make it look like Lindsay is actually busy working. The only thing these shows may conflict with are her drinking and partying. And what movies is she working on? She got kicked off the only movie we knew of.

Lindsay still thinks she's a movie star and sees these shows as beneath her, but if she continues as she is, she'll be begging to do one of these shows in no time.

Dina Lohan Rides Crazy Train To The Top

Dina Lohan rode the crazy train to the top in this year's Craziest Hollywood Mom, according to an online poll.

HollyScoop.com says Ho-han beat out other asylum inmates Britney Spears, Courtney Love and Candy Spelling because she's "a total enabler for her easily-influenced daughter Lindsay, who is on yet another dangerous downward spiral of hard partying,".

Rounding off the crazies were Octomom ('nuff said), Courtney Love (or is it Michelle?), Joan Rivers (what's the count on her cosmetic surgeries?), and Sarah Palin (well golly gee shucks. This asshole probably hopes this helps her with her stupid reality show).

All Aboard!!

Lindsay's Not Drunk This Minute

Lindsay Lohan and her mom, Dina, seem to be doing the a whore publicity tour of late.  Their latest stop was at The Early Show on Thursday.

I don't think Lindsay could even convince herself when she said "I am a working girl. And, I'm a slut good. And, I'm surrounded by enablers great friends now. You know, I have weed weeded out a lot of people in my life."

When asked if she had any problems with drugs or alcohol, she lied replied "Yes, Yes I do. No, I don't. Yes, Yes I do No, I don't.  I work. And, if I go out with my friends, I am 23 and I am allowed to do drugs and alcohol that."

Hatfield Vs McCoy

The Lohan train-wreck makes a stop at Entertainment Tonight with a spotlight on Mess #1 Lindsay Lohan and her enabler/fame-whore mom Dina.

They're going to lie set the record straight about the LL circus - her health, drug issues, her father Michael and any other hot topic they can try to lie about do damage control on.

This family feud, with her fame mongering dad, puts the Hatfield and McCoy's feud to shame.

Does anyone have the balls to stand up to this out of control mean girl and get her the help she needs before she does permanent damage to herself and her already limp career?