Janet Jackson Favors Her New Lezbot-do

Remember when she first sang "Yo, My first name ain't baby, it's Janet! Ms. Jackson if you're Nasty"?   She be working it like she was a working a pole ...and she was shaking it like she was shaking on the floor ....and she would pop it like she was popping a cork?

Well what the fuck happened? Janet use to be so hot. She could do no wrong with her sexy, sultry dance moves and her music.

Ms. Jackson became a beached whale for a supposed "film" role in which she gained 500 lbs. She later confessed she was depressed because she couldn't deal with her million$ and her successful career.  Poor baby.   I'm surprised Janet didn't shop around for her own reality show to push her story.  

With the help of her then midget boyfriend, Jermaine Dupri, Janet bounced back to hotness. She claimed to have shitted out her entire intestines when she drank an entire ocean and began to eat healthy in order get her body back. No plastic surgery whatsoevaaah [liar].  And while battling her inner demons she managed to release a CD which flopped miserably. She thanked Jermaine Dupri, who produced the shitty CD,  by dumping his ass.

Well, Girlfriend is back and with a new guy, Wissam Al Mana (who is definitely taller than Jermaine Dupri) and a short lezbot hairdo and I cun't STAND it! N-A-S-T-Y!   Is she morphing into Tito?  Why would she cut her hair? Janet grow back that hair, get back to skank and put out some good music... PRONTO!