Celebrities Have No Life And Justin Bieber Is Twat Of The Day

While regular folks worry about little things like trying to hold on to their job or even finding one, celebrities have much more time to worry about important things like... Twitter not working properly??? Is this for real?  Who gives a shit! So Twitter is down - get a life! 

The celibretards were all like "OMG what will I do? How am I going to tell everyone what I'm doing this instant?"  I can't believe this -- stars were actually in a panic over this.


Twitter was hacked into on Tuesday and users were being told that they not only had no followers but were not being followed either.  When Twitter eventually fixed the bug, Ashton Kutcher, fresh from probably fucking his wife twatted "Whew!"

While the bug was being worked on, Kutcher also twatted frantically "Twitter is being hacked by some turkish hacker. haha I have 0 followers." Demi Moore, who also has nothing to do, decided to chime in, "The turkish hacker is really doing a number on twitter wow!"  So sorry to hear Demi - how about just turning to your dumbass husband and telling him what you think, instant of twatting it. I'm sure no one else really wants to hear this.  It must've been tough for you two. You had to actually talk to each other. 

MotherChuck's past twat of the day winner, Justin Bieber, tried to take the title again and guess what? He won it with this barrage of twats: "so i woke up here in LA and Twitter has been hacked. Turns out I am no longer popular." and "Hackers i send a warning…u have now p-d off over 2 million teenage girls. They are more dangerous than Navy Seals.," and finally "only CHUCK NORRIS can save us now…he is the only one still following all of us. haha."  Right Bieber - I can't contain myself - you're just so hilarious.