Please let Jesus be a Flowbee in the hands of Rojo Caliente, because those pieces of ginger polyester in Cynthia Nixon's hair are making me want to switch religions. Those kids behind Mrs. Rojo are trying not to laugh out loud, because they know if they do a Home Depot will drop on top of them. That is also why I'm trying to be as nice as possible to Mrs. Rojo, but it's the most difficult thing I've ever done (hit me with a "dramatic faggotry" stamp) in my life!!!!!
Why did Cynthia have to leave her hotel looking she was just rejected from a casting call for The Real Housewives of Orange County? That vein on her forehead is trying to pop itself so it can bleed all over that low-budget clip-on mess. Hopefully, Rojo's love volcano will eat those extensions up when Cynthia is kissing on it later tonight. That shit needs to be sacrificed.
On a positive note, at least the giant black cloud (aka the reviews for SATC2) hovering over My Little Pony Parker's head took a little attention off of Cynthia's tragic situation.
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