Celine Dion's Water Themed Home

WOW

Look at Celine Dion's new water themed addition to her Neverland Ranch Florida home.  It's breathtaking... It includes a huge pool, lazy river and a water slide.  

Apparently, Tiger Big Woods also had plans on building his [private] amusement park next door for his stripper, whores, sluts, skanks, family.

photo [splashnews online]

Justin Bieber is Really Dating the Palm Sisters

Justin Bieber is playing the field?   Uhmm, you're 15?

In an interview with talk40.com, Justin claims: "Actually now I'm dating Celine Dion and Shania Twain. I'm dating both of them".

And when asked about Kylie Minogue? It's apparently over between them.

Could there be anymore gay to this story? Is the truth really OUT there?  It seems Justin is spending a little too much time fantasizing and with his hands, no doubt.  He's just Seacrest  s-c-r-e-a-m-i-n-g to come out of the closet.

Next we'll hear the Beav talk about a dream date with Madonna and Britney Spears or perhaps the thrill of a duet with Liza Minnelli or Bette Midler.

Madonna Is Related To Everyone

First Ancestry.com told us Madonner was related to Celine Dion (which explains the material girl's singing talent).

Then they told us she was related to that horse-faced Duchess of Cornwall Camilla Parker-Bowles (which explains Maddy's fake British accent)

Now the site is claiming that Madge is related to that awkward dancing man entertainer - Ellen Degeneres (which explains Esther being all lezzie for one sec in the 90's).

My guess is we'll next find out she's related to Heidi Fleiss (which would explain the ho in Mo).