Justin Bieber Hates Koreans?

It's no secret that he's a worldwide sensation, but Justin Bieber's latest website contest seems to have yielded some strange results from North Korea.

The "One Less Lonely Girl" singer has launched a worldwide competition called The Justin Bieber My World Tour Contest in which fans can vote for Justin to come to their country and do a tour.

The problem is, North Korea is one of the top vote getters, and since the North Korean government has put the kibosh on internet use, there's no explaining it.

Additionally, since no one in North Korea could be voting for Bieber to tour their country, it's unlikely that he'll want to go there.

A press source explained, "It has now been thoroughly highjacked by Anonymous – at the time of writing, North Korea is in second place by only a few thousand votes. Unless the current leader Israel can get its act together, it should be overtaken by lunchtime."

Story courtesy of Celebrity-Gossip.net

Bieber Grossed Out by Mother's Playboy Rumor

Justin Bieber is obviously annoyed by the circulating rumor that his mother Pattie Lynn Malette was pondering over Playboy magazine's offer for her to pose topless in a sexy spread. After his mother and rep came out with a denial to the false report, the pop sensation himself spilled his thought on the matter through his Twitter account.

"My mom is a moral woman...let's just leave that one for what it is...because that rumor just grossed and weirded me out...," the 16-year-old "Somebody to Love" singer tweeted on Tuesday, June 29. The message was one of many tweets the Usher's protege posted on Twitter in addressing "some crazy rumors" about him.

Beside stating his ground on the Playboy rumor, Justin also slammed several other faux reports, including the one that said he is dead. "Im not dead. I had to check on this one...but it turns out Im alive," he commented. In another tweet, he stated, "I have not joined the Illuminati or any other cult. Im a christian and I pray before every show and am thankful for every blessing."

Days earlier, celebrity blogger Zack Taylor reported that Justin's 34-year-old mom has been offered $50,000 to strip off her clothes in front of the camera for Playboy. However, the false speculation was quick to be denied by Pattie Lynn herself. Taking it to her Twitter, she debunked the story, "PLAYBOY!? Heavens No, HELL NO! Heavens AND Hell NO! Thx but no thx!".

Story courtesy of Celebrity Mania

Usher On Bieber

Usher has quite a bit on his plate -- in addition to promoting his own new album "Raymond v. Raymond", he is also overseeing the career of 16-year old sensation Justin Bieber. So what kind of advice is Justin's mentor sharing? In a new interview with "Entertainment Tonight", Usher explains:

"The one thing that I continue to encourage him on is don't believe it too much, because as there is success there are low [points]. Enjoy it -- but understand that life is a journey, and the story that is told is the one that you live through."

Justin is beginning his "My World" tour Wednesday with a performance in Hartford, and he will continue hitting up a variety of venues over the course of the next few months before taking off to other parts of the world.

Story courtesy of Examiner.com

Kim Kardashian With Justin Bieber In Spite Of His Fans

I guess Kim Kardashian is tempting the wrath of Justin Bieber's fans because here she is in the Bahama's with Justin doing some photo shoot and then she even flaunts it by twatting "Bahamas with my Biebs! Fun shoot! My dream! I messed up @JustinBieber’s hair!!!!!!"

Justin then twatted "Photoshoot on the beach….ummmm yeah. I told her to watch out…I love my fans."

Justin Bieber Loves C.C.

Justin Bieber is definitely a teenager and it's definitely the hormones talking. He seems to have a crush every other day. Beyonce, Kim Kardashian and now Cheryl Cole.

Justin has mentioned his interest in working with singer Cheryl Cole and twatted about it:

"Just did an interview where they asked me if there was anyone i wanted to work with from the show's lineup...I said Cheryl Cole..of course. I mean I heard Cheryl just became single...I mean aw cmon!! haha. Whatsup Cheryl?"

He must be going through boxes of tissues with all these unrealized fantasies.

Justin Bieber's Worth It

Teenagers Becca Jude and Sinead Byrne skipped their high school prom to stand in line for Justin Bieber to perform live on the "Today" show early Friday morning.

"All our friends think we're crazy," said Becca. Don't underestimate your stupidity - even people who don't know you think you're crazy. "We have no regrets. He's worth it." Worth it? Ok, let's go with that, however if I had to explain it, I'd maybe see - waste of time.

And of course, parents can't seem to parent these days and don't know how to say no as witnessed here. 17 year old Megan Hazelwood convinced her parents to drive 17 hours and 3 days just to make it to this idiotic show on time. Hello parents...let me introduce you to the TV. It allows you to watch this dumb performance and if you want, you can even tape this show and watch it over and over and over and over and over.

"He's amazing, he's so worth it," said Megan. There's that word again "worth it". They like zombies. I think someone has brainwashed these teenagers to say the exact things about Justin. Maybe he has some sort of hypnotic messages in his songs that make little girls and boys go crazy. Or maybe it's just raging teenage hormones.

I'd love to come back to these super superfans in a couple of years to see if they still think he's "worth it". Something tells me they won't think so.

Bieber Covets Taylor Lautner's Body

Justin Bieber loves Taylor Lautner's hot body so much that he wants it.  That is, he wants his own body to look as hot as Taylor's and do that he's hired Jordan Yuam, the personal trainer responsible for Taylor's well sculpted physique. 

With Yuam's help, Justin has already given up fast food and now drinks protein shakes and does supervised workouts online with his trainer.

A rep for Bieber says there is no truth to this story but of course time will tell. 

You can't hide a bod like Taylor's.  If Justin achieves perfection, I'm sure he'll find any reason to remove his shirt and show off his abs and chest.

Bieber - You Kiss Your Mother With That Mouth?

Is the pressure starting to get to Justin Bieber or does he need to go to charm school?

Apparently while on a promo tour in Australia, Bieber cursed at one of the TV people.

TV show host David Koch explains. “Our floor manager was directing him to where he was about to perform and he turned around and said, ‘Don’t ever fucking touch me again.’”

“His audio guy said, ‘Don’t take offense, mate. He tells us that all the time.’”

That's quite the diva attitude. Isn't too early in his career for it to rear its ugly head?

Bieber Repersentin'

I know sometimes Justin Bieber can be a bit of a wigger and he does way too much posturing but this skinny pasty white-ass kid can definitely not be mistaken for a black entertainer.  So how did BET, which celebrates African Americans and other minorities in music, acting, sports and other fields of entertainment, sneak a nomination in for Bieber? Ratings perhaps?

The BET awards will be held on June 27.

Usher Teaches Bieber To Kiss?

The very modest not really baby Bieber thinks he's better than the average bear.  Justin tells the world he can swap spit with the best of them.

"I’m a good – I’m a great kisser. I’ve made out with a couple of chicks.”  And by "chicks", I hope he doesn't mean his aunts or mother.  And by "making out" I hope he doesn't mean a kiss on the cheek.  You never know with Bieber.  Hell he didn't even know what the word "German" meant!

Usher on the other hand wants credit for anything Justin does.

In a recent interview Usher said "Justin is 16 so he can’t really hang out yet. But as a youth, I was running the streets with Puffy and that’s basically how I made my start so I keep promising I’ll get him in a club one time, maybe it’ll be a party or something. But he knows exactly what to do with the screaming girls. I taught him well.”

That sounds kinda creepy.  By "taught him well" I hope he doesn't mean he actually showed him how.  

Justin Beiber And A Revolving Door

What a DIPSHIT.  Can Justin Beiber be any more stupid? It was probably scripted!

Watch this clip:





Thoughts?

Miley Cyrus Taking A Huge Risk With Justin Bieber

What is Miley Cyrus thinking? Didn't she read about the death threats Kim Kardashian received after tweeting about being Justin Bieber's girlfriend? Besides he's not her type...he's almost her age.

The two were seen having dinner together at "Ari-Ya", a restaurant in West Hollywood, on Monday and claim it was to discuss a "side project".  I have to believe this because trampy Cyrus doesn't date anyone under 20.  The skank likes a full grown monty, not a still developing one.

Celebrities Have No Life And Justin Bieber Is Twat Of The Day

While regular folks worry about little things like trying to hold on to their job or even finding one, celebrities have much more time to worry about important things like... Twitter not working properly??? Is this for real?  Who gives a shit! So Twitter is down - get a life! 

The celibretards were all like "OMG what will I do? How am I going to tell everyone what I'm doing this instant?"  I can't believe this -- stars were actually in a panic over this.


Twitter was hacked into on Tuesday and users were being told that they not only had no followers but were not being followed either.  When Twitter eventually fixed the bug, Ashton Kutcher, fresh from probably fucking his wife twatted "Whew!"

While the bug was being worked on, Kutcher also twatted frantically "Twitter is being hacked by some turkish hacker. haha I have 0 followers." Demi Moore, who also has nothing to do, decided to chime in, "The turkish hacker is really doing a number on twitter wow!"  So sorry to hear Demi - how about just turning to your dumbass husband and telling him what you think, instant of twatting it. I'm sure no one else really wants to hear this.  It must've been tough for you two. You had to actually talk to each other. 

MotherChuck's past twat of the day winner, Justin Bieber, tried to take the title again and guess what? He won it with this barrage of twats: "so i woke up here in LA and Twitter has been hacked. Turns out I am no longer popular." and "Hackers i send a warning…u have now p-d off over 2 million teenage girls. They are more dangerous than Navy Seals.," and finally "only CHUCK NORRIS can save us now…he is the only one still following all of us. haha."  Right Bieber - I can't contain myself - you're just so hilarious.

Justin Bieber Is Twat Of The Day

Justin Bieber's latest twat says "Because I thought this interviewer in NZ said "Jewman" instead of "German" people think I don't know what German is".

Hey Justin, this would make perfect sense if you had only heard and not actually looked at the word on the card.  When the interviewer saw your dunce look at his question, he actually showed you the word written on his card and you looked at it and said "I don't know what that means".  So is your next twat going to try to explain why you didn't know how to read the word "German"?

Bieber Fans Attack!

Tween hormones can make you do some crazy shit!

Kim Kardashian started getting death threats after posting a pic of her and Justin Bieber on Twitter with the comments "Hanging out with my new love. I officially have Bieber Fever!"

Justin then twatted back that she was now his girlfriend and that's when all hell broke loose. This was all these hormonally changing girls (and guys) could take.

They got into a twat frenzy and starting sending nasty tweets to Kim to back the fuck off and even sent her death threats!

Kimmie - you watch your back now and be on the lookout for any menacing fans on tricycles. They may be gunning for you.

Justin Bieber Is Pretty Dumb, Eh?

Here's proof that if you've got the looks (and those are debatable), you don't need the brains to make lots of money.

Justin Bieber was asked if his last name means basketball in German and his response was "I don't know what German means"???? WTF!!!

And as much as I'd like to give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he's referring to North America when he says "We don't say that in America", I have a feeling that Bieber might not even know that he's from Canada, not United States.

Justin might want to skip a few less classes. It appears he's falling behind in the school curriculum.

Justin Bieber is Really Dating the Palm Sisters

Justin Bieber is playing the field?   Uhmm, you're 15?

In an interview with talk40.com, Justin claims: "Actually now I'm dating Celine Dion and Shania Twain. I'm dating both of them".

And when asked about Kylie Minogue? It's apparently over between them.

Could there be anymore gay to this story? Is the truth really OUT there?  It seems Justin is spending a little too much time fantasizing and with his hands, no doubt.  He's just Seacrest  s-c-r-e-a-m-i-n-g to come out of the closet.

Next we'll hear the Beav talk about a dream date with Madonna and Britney Spears or perhaps the thrill of a duet with Liza Minnelli or Bette Midler.

Canada's Beaver

Justine Beaver is such a cutie.  I bet she is going to be one hot little lady, breaking the hearts of many boys when she's all grown up.

Errr What is all the fuss over Canadian flavor of the month and Usher wannabe protege Justin Bieber?  Somebody please throw him a towel and get him off of the stage.  This Beaver is an embarrassment to Canada and himself.

This kind of reminds me of the time when Johnny Bravo aka Greg Brady tried to convince his brother Peter to be part of the Brady 6?   At first, Peter Brady sounded ok but by the middle of the episode, Peter sounded like his sister Jan was tugging on his nuts.   It was disastrous!    Believe you me when Justin realizes he is harmonally hormonally harmonally hormonally harmonally challenged, he'll be wishing somebody else was singing "its time to cha'annge" .  My prediction will be right, you just wait and see!  

Just watch the clip below to see what the future holds for Justin.