Joan Rivers Sued By Former Manager

Joan Rivers is being sued by bitter ex-manager Billy Sammeth, who claims the comedienne hasn't paid him for resurrecting her "dormant career," according to TMZ.com. The former personal manager said he's been stiffed out of at least $179,000, and if that wasn't enough, he never got his 10 percent cut from Joan's $200,000 check that she won on "Celebrity Apprentice."

He's further insulted that the 70-something funnygal and the people behind the documentary "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" defamed him by making him appear to be a no-show manager. So he's suing both Joan and the film's production company for at least $2.2 million, said the celebrity Web site.

Story courtesy of BostonHerald.com

Joan Rivers' Botox Is Warping Her Mind

Joan Rivers, who appeared on the reality show The Celebrity Apprentice with Jesse James, has come to the sleazeball's defense.

"Jesse should have been in therapy years ago. I'm so sad because he's such a sweet guy. And when he starts telling you about what he came out of with his background you put two and two together. So you just hope, please God, get into therapy, which he is (doing) and try and pull your life together.  Jesse was a darling and a gentleman. He was the one who carried your bag, he was the one who helped you up the stairs. Sweet, nice... this whole thing is just insane."

There you go!  He's got one person believing his bullshit. So now he knows his audience - 130 year old women!

Good luck finding any more of those.

Dina Lohan Rides Crazy Train To The Top

Dina Lohan rode the crazy train to the top in this year's Craziest Hollywood Mom, according to an online poll.

HollyScoop.com says Ho-han beat out other asylum inmates Britney Spears, Courtney Love and Candy Spelling because she's "a total enabler for her easily-influenced daughter Lindsay, who is on yet another dangerous downward spiral of hard partying,".

Rounding off the crazies were Octomom ('nuff said), Courtney Love (or is it Michelle?), Joan Rivers (what's the count on her cosmetic surgeries?), and Sarah Palin (well golly gee shucks. This asshole probably hopes this helps her with her stupid reality show).

All Aboard!!

Mel Gibson Is the Anti-Everything!

Joan Rivers is still majorly pissed at Mel Gibson.  Asked what she thought about him, she had these lovely words for him -

"Mel Gibson should fucking die.  He's disgusting, anti-Semitic, anti-black, anti-everything, he's a bad person...don't see his movies."

So Joan - tell us how you really feel.

Wax on Wax off

Madame Tussauds has introduced their new line of animatronics.

These horrific expressionless stiffs include the likes of Donatella Versace, Joan Van Ark, Meg Ryan, Joan Rivers, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Jenner (who can now play male or female roles with that playdough face) and Barry Fagilow Manilow (who writes the songs that make the whole world snooze).

You'd think these overly stretched back, freakishly looking celebrities were preparing to star in a horror movie. Instead the horror is their reality having to look like this.

House of Wax, Mystery of the Wax Museum, and Nightmare in Wax are just a few of the remakes perfect for any of these leather faces. And they don't even have to waste any money on special effects make-up.

All right, Mr. DeMille, they're ready for their close-up!