Madame Tussauds has introduced their new line of animatronics.
These horrific expressionless stiffs include the likes of Donatella Versace, Joan Van Ark, Meg Ryan, Joan Rivers, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Jenner (who can now play male or female roles with that playdough face) and Barry Fagilow Manilow (who writes the songs that make the whole world snooze).
You'd think these overly stretched back, freakishly looking celebrities were preparing to star in a horror movie. Instead the horror is their reality having to look like this.
House of Wax, Mystery of the Wax Museum, and Nightmare in Wax are just a few of the remakes perfect for any of these leather faces. And they don't even have to waste any money on special effects make-up.
All right, Mr. DeMille, they're ready for their close-up!
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