Twat Of The Day

She can't help herself - Lindsay Lohan has a bad case of verbal diarrhea.

After trying her best Roy Halladay pitch, with a drink at her ex's head, Lohan twatted incoherently "I'm pretty sure that @samantharonson just threw a fit @33years old and my friend tal @draishollywood illegally open NOW at this hour.". So she's only "pretty sure" but that's more than enough proof to attack in her drug hazed world. 

"Asked me, after being here jus for Timbalands birthday-to leave even though she stayed over just 2nights ago-tired of @samantharonson." Even her typing is slurred. 

"Playing the innocent card, while chatting to tmz just like my ex-father, when all I've ever done is fall for a girl."
To which Samantha Ronson re-twatted "Jack and crack will make for some crazy tweets. One more thing- if you're gonna be an idiot an do coke- do it outside the bathroom- some of us actually use them to pee in."

Going Off The Rail

Lindsay Lohan needs to get off the fuckin' crazy train! She's been banned from the LA club "Trousdale" after having a hissy fit on Friday night and throwing a drink at her ex - Samantha Ronson's head.

A source described how it went down to the New York Post. "Samantha was DJ-ing and went to sit with her friends when Lindsay stormed over and threw a glass at her head. Glass flew everywhere, and Samantha looked really shaken up. The club owner asked Lindsay to leave and was overheard saying she'll never come back."

Ronson later twatted "Just got a glass thrown at my head. ... Hmmm - wonder who did it?" and then told TMZ that Lindsay is just "an angry human being".

After her cunty move, Lohan tried to make sweet by twatting "last night - never again - believe it or not I'm done with the club scene i've learned my lesson - sometime's it just takes a glimpse of reality."

I guess a glimpse of her reality was pretty scary because, according to The Daily News, she was at the club Chateau Marmont later the next evening, slutting it up as usual.