Phil Spector's Wife Wants To Be A Pop Star

While Phil Spector is serving 19 years in prison for murdering Lana Clarkson, his equally creepy wife Rachelle Spector is mass murdering ear drums and retinas with the video for her new song "Here In My Heart."

It's the first single off her album called "Out Of My Chelle." Rachelle is serious with that title. Just like that bitch is serious about using every single eyeshadow shade in her Coastal Scents makeup palette. Bitch looks like Phil Spector 10 years ago in budget drag as Taylor Dane. Hopefully, "here in her heart" is a shit load of make-up remover, because that is not the look.

And that song! It should be sung by a Mickey Mouse Club member circa 1990 or a cartoon character, not a grown ass woman! Apparently, Phil produced this mess from prison, which makes sense because it's fucking torture.

Story courtesy of Dlisted.com

Kendra - Deal Or No Deal?

Kendra Wilkinson has a dilemna. Take $3 million from her soon to be released sex tape or lose her husband.

Vivid Entertainment prez says she “could get 20 percent of the profits and make $3.2 million easily.”

However hubby Hank is pissed and sources say “Kendra wants it both ways. She wants the money but at the same time wants to pretend she is horrified about the release of the tape.”

Hank - who do you think you married? Snow White? This is a girl who is famous for showing her vajayjay and here you act all indignant?? Embrace it! Collect the $3 mil and take a chill pill.

Ashton Kutcher is...Twat Of The Day

Ashton Kutcher thinks it's OK for a 16 year old to perform oral lap dances and act all slutty and in his latest twats, defends Skanky Cyrus.

"Ur comments on Miley are completely unwarranted. She's 17... Judgment is unbecoming. I think it's important to think about the context of the event she was at. It's not like she was at a club with some stranger."

Reality check Kutcher. She was 16 at the time - giving a lap dance to a co-worker, in front of other co-workers! And tell me Ashton - how many other jobs do you think would tolerate this whore-ish behavior at a workplace from a teenager??  Real classy. Twat.


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Miley Cyrus Is A Dodo

Miley Cyrus is definitely going the Britney Spears route.   A teen star looking slutty before her time.  The 17 year old Cyrus works hard to look seductive on the cover of her new CD "Can't Be Tamed", but I all I see is more of a constipated look.  It's like she's grunting one out.


She talked to MTV about the video for the title track. "I think it definitely shows a change of what people remember me as, but it's not trying to not be me." Huh? What Change?  Everyone already thinks you're a little tramp, so not much changing there.

"I didn't want to be just a character. I wanted to be myself and just in a bird-like form in the way I dressed."  She is herself.  She is one big dodo. 

I also like how they guy in the video introduces her as "the rarest creature on Earth, Avis Cyrus."  Last time I checked, sluts weren't all that rare.  In face, they're pretty common.