Britney Responds to Her Fans

Britney Spears answered only 13 out of a supposed 1,000,000 fan questions on her Twitter  account.

  

OK I got about a million questions! I'm going to try to answer a bunch, here we go!...Brit

Do you like glee? (from @rjwoodyatt17)
I love Glee, the cast is so talented.

What was your favorite part about the Circus Tour? (from @InTheZone0)
The pre shows are my favorite, they always hype me up.

Which sex in the city ladies is your favorite ? (from @Ringleader_RFK)
I like Carrie - I love her clothes and shoes!

You're stranded on an island - what 3 items would you take? (from @mccoykeith) I couldn't live without my boots, water and my cd collection.

When will you come to latin america? (from @ItsmePaulaGG)
I would love to go, I just didn't have time during the last tour. Ill try to come next time!

I can't wait for a new album - when will we get it? :) (from @JodieEJ)
It's a surprise!

What is your favorite city?
I like New York, but I also LOVE London! Thats a tough one because there are so many cities I love.

If you could duet with any artist who would it be? (from @brianjspears) Would love to do a duet with Robbie Williams... where are you? lol

you are awesome! #1 on twitter! What is your favorite thing to do with your sons?! (from @leighbrad)
Ahh...Thank you!  I love to take my boys on car drives, and sing songs to them about Mary Poppins that I make up.

Do you ever read tweets from your fans? (from @musiqgirl203)
Well I'm reading yours! xoxo

Whats your favorite Song from all your Albums? (from @JMAXEN)
My favorite song is Toxic

What made you decide to get a twitter account? (from @ christa_d_cruz)
My management told me it would be great way to connect with my fans and they were right it is!

Coffee or Icecream? Ballads or Uptempo? taking a picture yourself or doing a photoshoot? Internet or TV? (from @pieceofxmoment)
icecream, uptempo, PHOTOSHOOTS!, TV

Thanks everyone this was fun! You guys asked some great questions and lets do this again soon. Bye! xoxox - Brit

Congrats once again to Brit Brit for being the Queen of Twat.

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Britney Spears Dethrones Ashton Kutcher on Twitter

BRITNEY SPEARS IS THE QUEEN OF TWAT!

This is LEGEND ...

Ashton makes a point to personally tweet and twat all day while Britney has her peeps tweeting and twatting for her.

Ashton tweeted, “Second most pop question [has been] ‘What do you think about Britney having more followers than you?’ Answer: ‘I don’t care. Aren’t you suppose to be a movie reporter?’” 

Boo hooo ... Sounds like Ashton can't take the idea of being dethroned by Brit Brit.

Up Next: Britney Spears & Ashton Kutcher will race to five million Twitter followers.   MotherChuck would be happy to have 10,000 followers, so join us too :)

Britney Spears VS Ashton Kutcher

Who will be crowned #1 in Twitter World? 

The Celebrity fan following wars has taken over from a real life into an online form in the wake of this Internet era.

Britney Spears is your hottie in reel life, but wait. She is the hottest person on twitter too! We all know the metrics of being hot on Twitter and Britney has got it right. Britney Spear will overtake Ashton Kutcher’s follower count soon. Kutcher has a current strong and growing follower count of 4,890,797 whereas Britney has a follower count of 4,878,516 which is not just growing but accelerating!

This title was last held by CNN which Ashton Kutcher overtook last year around this time. One thing to note here is that, CNN’s account was managed by a group of people, Ashton Kuthcer’s account is solely managed by him and he has good tweeting habits. Britney Spears on the other hand shares her account with Adam Leber who happens to be her manager.

It is estimated that Britney Spears will take the crown from Kutcher in around a fortnight if her following continues to grow at this rate.

Story courtesy of Techie Buzz

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Ashton Kutcher is...Twat Of The Day

Ashton Kutcher thinks it's OK for a 16 year old to perform oral lap dances and act all slutty and in his latest twats, defends Skanky Cyrus.

"Ur comments on Miley are completely unwarranted. She's 17... Judgment is unbecoming. I think it's important to think about the context of the event she was at. It's not like she was at a club with some stranger."

Reality check Kutcher. She was 16 at the time - giving a lap dance to a co-worker, in front of other co-workers! And tell me Ashton - how many other jobs do you think would tolerate this whore-ish behavior at a workplace from a teenager??  Real classy. Twat.


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Celebrities Have No Life And Justin Bieber Is Twat Of The Day

While regular folks worry about little things like trying to hold on to their job or even finding one, celebrities have much more time to worry about important things like... Twitter not working properly??? Is this for real?  Who gives a shit! So Twitter is down - get a life! 

The celibretards were all like "OMG what will I do? How am I going to tell everyone what I'm doing this instant?"  I can't believe this -- stars were actually in a panic over this.


Twitter was hacked into on Tuesday and users were being told that they not only had no followers but were not being followed either.  When Twitter eventually fixed the bug, Ashton Kutcher, fresh from probably fucking his wife twatted "Whew!"

While the bug was being worked on, Kutcher also twatted frantically "Twitter is being hacked by some turkish hacker. haha I have 0 followers." Demi Moore, who also has nothing to do, decided to chime in, "The turkish hacker is really doing a number on twitter wow!"  So sorry to hear Demi - how about just turning to your dumbass husband and telling him what you think, instant of twatting it. I'm sure no one else really wants to hear this.  It must've been tough for you two. You had to actually talk to each other. 

MotherChuck's past twat of the day winner, Justin Bieber, tried to take the title again and guess what? He won it with this barrage of twats: "so i woke up here in LA and Twitter has been hacked. Turns out I am no longer popular." and "Hackers i send a warning…u have now p-d off over 2 million teenage girls. They are more dangerous than Navy Seals.," and finally "only CHUCK NORRIS can save us now…he is the only one still following all of us. haha."  Right Bieber - I can't contain myself - you're just so hilarious.

Demi Moore Stays Young, HOW?

Demi Moore has admitted that having sex (and lots and lots of plastic surgery) keeps her youthful.

Demi who is married to Ashton Kutcher, has revealed that when he fucks her, she supernovas him, he side winds her, she love seats him, he hang tens her, she joystick rides him, he sideways samba her, she bunking broncos him, he doggy style her, she backup boogies him, he spoons her, she thigh masters him, he sea horses her and so on, it makes her feel sore special and contributes to her youthful appearance (at a cost of over $300,000).

Demi claims  "I would say that a lot of sex (Cost for huge tits $9000) helps. It's the endorphins! (Tummy Tuck $11,000) But there's more than that (face lift $12,000) , it's also sharing a quality life with someone (Ass lift $15,000) .  I know I have someone who loves me (new nose $5,000) for who I am (Cheek Implants  $10,000)  and who I'm not (Brow lift  $4,000). He loves me for my imperfections (knee Surgery $33,000) and that makes me feel so happy (arm lift $7,000)."

Although Demi Moore has noticed the changes in her appearance she has learned to accept them (Lipo-suction $13,000).

She added: "I've aged (neck lift $8,000), I don't look the same as I did in my 20s (mentoplasty $6,000) and 30s (laser hair removal ($20,000). But you've got to make the most of what you have (more movies, bigger pay checks, more plastis surgery)."

I guess if we all had millions and went under the knife regularly and pretended to fucking like banshees, we would all look as young as Demi