Kim Kardashian With Justin Bieber In Spite Of His Fans

I guess Kim Kardashian is tempting the wrath of Justin Bieber's fans because here she is in the Bahama's with Justin doing some photo shoot and then she even flaunts it by twatting "Bahamas with my Biebs! Fun shoot! My dream! I messed up @JustinBieber’s hair!!!!!!"

Justin then twatted "Photoshoot on the beach….ummmm yeah. I told her to watch out…I love my fans."

Justin Bieber Loves C.C.

Justin Bieber is definitely a teenager and it's definitely the hormones talking. He seems to have a crush every other day. Beyonce, Kim Kardashian and now Cheryl Cole.

Justin has mentioned his interest in working with singer Cheryl Cole and twatted about it:

"Just did an interview where they asked me if there was anyone i wanted to work with from the show's lineup...I said Cheryl Cole..of course. I mean I heard Cheryl just became single...I mean aw cmon!! haha. Whatsup Cheryl?"

He must be going through boxes of tissues with all these unrealized fantasies.

Is Kristen Stewart A Lesbian?

Ruby Rose, a fashion designer, twatted "I'm sorry, but Kristen Stewart has to be a lesbian. I don't mean to stereotype but isn't it obvious?"

Perhaps Rose is onto something. This could be why Kristen is always so miserable. She wants to go muff diving but she can't because the paps are constantly hounding her.

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HEIDI MONTAG AND SPENCER PRATT ARE CALLING IT QUITS!!

Somebody get Judge Wapner out of retirment and back to the people's court.   Another celebrity dream romance is down the tubes.   I am shocked to hear that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are pretending to be over. 

Heidi's rep. confirmed the news earlier today,

"Heidi is looking to move out due to all the fake bad press that Spencer controls. She's tired of it and is looking for a place and wants to focus on her acting career. It wasn't just a sudden thing."

Earlier in the week Heidi twatted:

"I am not Heidi Pratt, I am Heidi Montag."

This shit isn't real.  I'm sure this is just another publicity stunt.  These are the same psycho twits that staged a fake wedding over a year ago on their boring tv series, The Hills.   Way to extend your 15 minutes, Mr & Mrs. Pratt.

CoCo is ... TWAT of the Day

Ice-T must be so proud of his wife because she is one CLASSY lady!

Coco is coo-coo for cocco, Twats:

"Hangin w my twin nieces.Daisy just loves my boobs.She likes putting her head in between them".

This child will have this image following her the rest of her life.  Let's hope she doesn't fall deeper in the crack of her huge tits and suffocate.  

Coco you are truly MotherChuck's twat of the day!

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Kellan Lutz Joins The Twatting World

When Kellan Lutz signed up for Twitter, he submitted this photo to get his account verified and wrote "Trying to get verified… hope this works. HaHaHa @kellanlutz."

Once verified, he quickly got more than 100,000 followers.  Welcome Kellan.  I'm hoping you can one day be MotherChuck's Twat Of The Day.

Eliza Dushku is ...Twat Of The Day

Eliza Dushku, who is dating former NBA star Rick Fox, got a little psycho when she saw Dancing With the Stars' Vienna Girardi look at her Fox in a wrong way.

Immediately PushKumsToShove twatted “I will CUT you!” and posted a pic of Girardi staring at Fox. "Keep yo' eyes on yo' own meat!"

That's some premeditated shit. The crazy meter just went off the chart!

I know you've now had two TV flops with Dollhouse and Tru Calling, but you need to control yourself. Maybe anger management classes? You should have plenty of time for that now.

She later dismissed her insanity as a joke. Some joke!

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Lohan Parties Her Worries Away

Here’s what Lindsay HoHan was doing while sending out this “desperate” plea to friends in France.

According to Radaronline, she twatted:

"I need my friends, and people I work with to PLEASE help me get on a private plane tomorrow by at least 5pm."

 "This is such a horrible thing that's happened to me and extremely unfortunate. My passports been stolen and the day before my court hearing."

 "I would never ask such a thing, but if there's anything that I could ever ask of anyone, it would be to help me with this. I must get back on a jet to LA tomorrow."

 "If anyone has planes leaving Nice/Cannes at any time after 11am when I get my passport, please, please, let me know if you can help me."

 "God bless All my love Thank you, Lindsay Lohan"

She didn’t look too concerned to me.

(Photos Courtesy of TMZ)

Ashton Kutcher is...Twat Of The Day

Ashton Kutcher thinks it's OK for a 16 year old to perform oral lap dances and act all slutty and in his latest twats, defends Skanky Cyrus.

"Ur comments on Miley are completely unwarranted. She's 17... Judgment is unbecoming. I think it's important to think about the context of the event she was at. It's not like she was at a club with some stranger."

Reality check Kutcher. She was 16 at the time - giving a lap dance to a co-worker, in front of other co-workers! And tell me Ashton - how many other jobs do you think would tolerate this whore-ish behavior at a workplace from a teenager??  Real classy. Twat.


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Celebrities Have No Life And Justin Bieber Is Twat Of The Day

While regular folks worry about little things like trying to hold on to their job or even finding one, celebrities have much more time to worry about important things like... Twitter not working properly??? Is this for real?  Who gives a shit! So Twitter is down - get a life! 

The celibretards were all like "OMG what will I do? How am I going to tell everyone what I'm doing this instant?"  I can't believe this -- stars were actually in a panic over this.


Twitter was hacked into on Tuesday and users were being told that they not only had no followers but were not being followed either.  When Twitter eventually fixed the bug, Ashton Kutcher, fresh from probably fucking his wife twatted "Whew!"

While the bug was being worked on, Kutcher also twatted frantically "Twitter is being hacked by some turkish hacker. haha I have 0 followers." Demi Moore, who also has nothing to do, decided to chime in, "The turkish hacker is really doing a number on twitter wow!"  So sorry to hear Demi - how about just turning to your dumbass husband and telling him what you think, instant of twatting it. I'm sure no one else really wants to hear this.  It must've been tough for you two. You had to actually talk to each other. 

MotherChuck's past twat of the day winner, Justin Bieber, tried to take the title again and guess what? He won it with this barrage of twats: "so i woke up here in LA and Twitter has been hacked. Turns out I am no longer popular." and "Hackers i send a warning…u have now p-d off over 2 million teenage girls. They are more dangerous than Navy Seals.," and finally "only CHUCK NORRIS can save us now…he is the only one still following all of us. haha."  Right Bieber - I can't contain myself - you're just so hilarious.

Justin Bieber Is Twat Of The Day

Justin Bieber's latest twat says "Because I thought this interviewer in NZ said "Jewman" instead of "German" people think I don't know what German is".

Hey Justin, this would make perfect sense if you had only heard and not actually looked at the word on the card.  When the interviewer saw your dunce look at his question, he actually showed you the word written on his card and you looked at it and said "I don't know what that means".  So is your next twat going to try to explain why you didn't know how to read the word "German"?

Going Off The Rail

Lindsay Lohan needs to get off the fuckin' crazy train! She's been banned from the LA club "Trousdale" after having a hissy fit on Friday night and throwing a drink at her ex - Samantha Ronson's head.

A source described how it went down to the New York Post. "Samantha was DJ-ing and went to sit with her friends when Lindsay stormed over and threw a glass at her head. Glass flew everywhere, and Samantha looked really shaken up. The club owner asked Lindsay to leave and was overheard saying she'll never come back."

Ronson later twatted "Just got a glass thrown at my head. ... Hmmm - wonder who did it?" and then told TMZ that Lindsay is just "an angry human being".

After her cunty move, Lohan tried to make sweet by twatting "last night - never again - believe it or not I'm done with the club scene i've learned my lesson - sometime's it just takes a glimpse of reality."

I guess a glimpse of her reality was pretty scary because, according to The Daily News, she was at the club Chateau Marmont later the next evening, slutting it up as usual.