Sunday, May 2, 2010

Demi Moore Stays Young, HOW?





Demi Moore has admitted that having sex (and lots and lots of plastic surgery) keeps her youthful.

Demi who is married to Ashton Kutcher, has revealed that when he fucks her, she supernovas him, he side winds her, she love seats him, he hang tens her, she joystick rides him, he sideways samba her, she bunking broncos him, he doggy style her, she backup boogies him, he spoons her, she thigh masters him, he sea horses her and so on, it makes her feel sore special and contributes to her youthful appearance (at a cost of over $300,000).

Demi claims  "I would say that a lot of sex (Cost for huge tits $9000) helps. It's the endorphins! (Tummy Tuck $11,000) But there's more than that (face lift $12,000) , it's also sharing a quality life with someone (Ass lift $15,000) .  I know I have someone who loves me (new nose $5,000) for who I am (Cheek Implants  $10,000)  and who I'm not (Brow lift  $4,000). He loves me for my imperfections (knee Surgery $33,000) and that makes me feel so happy (arm lift $7,000)."

Although Demi Moore has noticed the changes in her appearance she has learned to accept them (Lipo-suction $13,000).

She added: "I've aged (neck lift $8,000), I don't look the same as I did in my 20s (mentoplasty $6,000) and 30s (laser hair removal ($20,000). But you've got to make the most of what you have (more movies, bigger pay checks, more plastis surgery)."

I guess if we all had millions and went under the knife regularly and pretended to fucking like banshees, we would all look as young as Demi 





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