Thursday, April 1, 2010

OUT is the new IN?





... Anna Paquin is the latest of celebrities to jump on the 2010 Gay and Lesbian bandwagon announcing she is into boners and muffs. Yes U read it here, Sookie Stackhouse is bisexual.

I wonder what Vampire Bill would say if he didn't approve of Sookie being a dyke. It would probably sound something a little overemphasized like this "SoooKie...... I... .will.....not ...tolerate.....such bahavior...SoooKie"

Sookie would do her hair twirl thing, roll her eyes, point her ass to the camera, bend over the bar and in her southern drawl would reply "Well, Bill, I really don't care whacha ya'll be thinking, ima big ol' dyke and I really like it ya'll!

Back to real life, I'm sure one day we'll be reading about Anna and her fiance Stephen Moyer in some freakish bizarre 3some just like Jesse James and Tiger Woods. It seems to be a trend in Hollywood.

Word of Advice to both Anna and Stephen, learn from your predecessors, NO sexting, NO emails, NO paper trails!



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