Jeremy Renner Is An Avenger

Hollywood Reporter is saying that Hurt Locker star Jeremy Renner will join the cast of the upcoming Marvel superhero movie The Avengers.

He will play Hawkeye, the arrow slinging superhero alongside Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man, Chris Hemsworth as Thor, Chris Evans as Captain America, Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow and Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury.

Look for the movie release in 2012.

Phil Spector's Wife Wants To Be A Pop Star

While Phil Spector is serving 19 years in prison for murdering Lana Clarkson, his equally creepy wife Rachelle Spector is mass murdering ear drums and retinas with the video for her new song "Here In My Heart."

It's the first single off her album called "Out Of My Chelle." Rachelle is serious with that title. Just like that bitch is serious about using every single eyeshadow shade in her Coastal Scents makeup palette. Bitch looks like Phil Spector 10 years ago in budget drag as Taylor Dane. Hopefully, "here in her heart" is a shit load of make-up remover, because that is not the look.

And that song! It should be sung by a Mickey Mouse Club member circa 1990 or a cartoon character, not a grown ass woman! Apparently, Phil produced this mess from prison, which makes sense because it's fucking torture.

Story courtesy of Dlisted.com

Miley Cyrus Denies Kissing A Girl

Guess she didn't like it...

Miley Cyrus says she didn't kiss another girl during her performance on Britain's Got Talent recently. Says Miley:

"I performed ‘Can't Be Tamed' this week on one of my favorite shows here in the UK Britian's Got Talent. Which is totally true, there were some amazinnnggg acts (but of course no one could focus on that.) I had such a blast and was so honored to be on that stage. That being said during my performance I supposedly ‘KISSED A GIRL' and this is the newest thing to cause controversy.

I promise you I did not kiss her and it is ridiculous that two entertainers cant even rock out with each other without the media making it some type of story. I really hope my fans are not disappointed in me because the truth is I did nothing wrong. I got up there and did my job which is to perform to the best of my ability. I just want to put an end to this right now and just say one thing to everyone out there making this performance such a big deal.

GET OVER IT! NOTHING HAPPENED. THERE ARE WAYYYYYYY MORE IMPORTANT THINGS IN THE WORLD. Let's start focusing a little less on making up ignorant rumors and focus a little more on world peace! We gotta a lot of work to do if we wan this earth to be here much longer. Let's make a change! It wouldn't hurt the world to show a little more love. X M"

Story courtesy of 411mania.com

Jason Bateman Likes to Kiss OLD Men

During game 1 of the NBA Finals, LA Lakers beat the Boston Celtics at home. The Staples Center had the usual celebrity lineup. Being a hardcore basketball fan is another way celebrities pimp themselves.

Dustin Hoffman and Jason Bateman were seen here making out as a joke.

There is way too much passion here. Jason is definitely into some kind of daddy / son fetish because I see tongue action too. I don't believe this was a joke. No way! They're totally making out and enjoying it. And spare us the excuses, this is not research for some movie either.

Congrats to you both :) This was a great way to out yourselves in front of millions.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Takes To the Stripper Pole

Jennifer Love Hewitt is set to star in the new Lifetime series 'The Call Girl' now that her crappy show Ghost Whisperer has finally been cancelled.

JLH told Entertainment Tonight "my mom's like, 'I'm so proud. You're pole dancing and you're going to play a prostitute. Awesome!'"

"It's like, 'Yeah, what you always dreamed about, mama!' But you know, it's a great part."

I think the mom was really worried that Hewitt would be unemployed at home with nothing to do but get that big ass of hers even bigger.

She's probably hoping Jennifer really uses that stripper pole to firm up that butt and get in better shape.

"Given where we are economically, it's an interesting story... this is the most recession-proof business there is! It's really a movie about the human condition, and the heart, and where life can take you."

Think of it as a practice run. If the show flops, as it's sure to do, Jennifer can fall back on the skills she learned on this job.

"[Samantha] has no choice at the end of the day but to give everything that she can in order to take care of her family. She really thinks she's doing the best thing possible for them, and it just gets out of hand. ... It takes her on a rollercoaster ride."

This sounds absolutely riveting. Can't wait to see this P.O.S. go DOA.

Celebrity Rehab Is Back On

After just recently posting that the popular reality show Celebrity Rehab was postponed due to lack of stars, the show is now back on schedule.

It's kind of sad when Tila Tequila is the most relevant celeb among this bunch, but here are your 2010 Rehabees - Tila Tequila, former Playboy Playmate Shauna Sand, rapper Bizzy Bone and newly signed druggee Bonnie Pointer - who you say? Well, yeah, she's a nobody now, but she was someone in the 70's.  That is until she left the sister act and the Pointer Sisters become huge in the 80's. That's right, you heard me, the Pointer Sisters and I can see why she would start doing drugs. Wouldn't you if you made a dumbass move like leave a group just as they are starting to take off.

She's so excited and she just can't hide it. Let's hope she loses control 'cause I think I'd like it.

Hugh Laurie In Da House Or Out

Hugh Laurie recently spoke to Entertainment Weekly about his TV show House and the likelihood of it ending soon.

“I only hope we’ll know when the time is right [to end the show]. When people blunder on for five years after [quit]… it gets taken out of your hands. Someone will say, ‘That’s it.’”

Laurie's contract ends next year but he's “open” to doing a seventh season.

“I’m immensely proud of the things we did this season and I can only say I think we’ll have a sense next year at some point.”

Let me tell you what he really means. If the price is right, I'm sure he'll be "open" to stay on.

Wendy, Gary and Beetlejuice

Just because ....

Gary the Retard, Wendy the Retard and Beetlejuice

Denise Richards and Richie Sambora are back together

Remember back in 2006 when there was all that controversy about Denise Richards dating Richie Sambora, who just happened to be the very recent ex of her neighbor and former BFF, Heather Locklear? There were no homewrecking allegations against Richards at the time, as Sambora and Locklear had already split up after 11 years of marriage for other reasons. (Locklear is said to have surprised Sambora with divorce papers after finding nude photos in his e-mail of one of his assistants. Richards had recently broken up with Charlie Sheen for more compelling reasons like threatening to kill her and an online porn and gambling addiction.)

Richards and Sambora eventually broke up after about a year, shortly before Sambora went to rehab for alcoholism. (He got a DUI the following year, in March, 2008, with his 10 year-old daughter in the car. He got off with probation and a fine.)

Now The cis claiming that these two are back together, and they’re trying to keep it quiet.

Romance between Denise Richards and Richie Sambora is rockin’ once again.

The actress and the Bon Jovi guitarist have been secretly dating for
weeks, sources tell The Enquirer - and they’re trying to keep their rekindled
relationship on the down-low because of the troubes of their high-profile former
spouses.

Denise, 39, and Richie, 50, began dating in 2006 after their
marriages crumbled…

Although things fizzled after a year, “Denise and
Richie never really stopped loving each other, a close friend told The Enquirer.

The two recently shared a quiet date at home, cuddling up with DVDs and
popcorn, deliberately staying out of the public eye because they didn’t want to
become part of the media hoopla surrounding their ex-spouses….

Richie
had worked hard to stay on the straight and narrow [after his DUI], say those
close to him.

Added the friend: “Denise was impressed enough to give him
a second chance.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, June 14, 2010]

I’m guessing this “friend”/source is Denise, who can’t stand it that Richie won’t go out with her for a “quiet” date at the Ivy or a shopping trip to Kitson. You know that Denise would love to make it known that she’s back with Richie so she’s telling the Enquirer and hoping it looks like people still care. We do, I guess, I mean we’re reporting on it. I just wish that Denise would figure out that she can do so much better than Richie, but maybe she doesn’t want to. She seems to have a thing for addicts with serious baggage, although Richie is definitely a step up from Charlie Sheen.

Story Courtesy of CeleBitchy

Kristen Stewart Apologizes For Stupid Rape Comment

Kristen Stewart realized how stupid she was or her publicist made her realize it but whichever the reason, she is apologizing for the remarks she made to British Elle about paparazzis.

"The photos are so … I feel like I’m looking at someone being raped. A lot of the time I can’t handle it. I never expected that this would be my life.” photos of herself to "being raped."

After the world got pissed off with her comments, she explained to People.com: "I really made an enormous mistake – clearly and obviously. And I'm really sorry about my choice of words."

“I’ve made stupid remarks before, and I’ve always reasoned: ‘Whatever. They can think what they want.' Violated definitely would have been a better way of expressing the thought.”

Hmmm - you think?

Talk to Dolphins with an iPad?

Merlin the dolphin is learning to use an iPad to facilitate communication between man and the dolphins of the sea.

Dolphin research scientist, Jack Kassewitz of SpeakDolphin introduced the iPad to Merlin the dolphin in the first steps towards building a language interface.



“The use of the iPad is part of our continuing search to find a suitable touch screen technology which the dolphins can activate with the tip of their rostrums or beaks. After extensive searching and product review, it looks like our choice is between the Panasonic Toughbook and the Apple iPad” Kassewitz explained.

This is truly amazing shit! I always wanted to swim with dolphins and now to be able to communicate with them is a total dream. Scientists should waste more money to teach these dolphins to use a blackberry too. Can you just imagine that? Here's my blackberry pin - 2745CD85F - Perhaps we can bbm too, one day.

David Guetta Is Unlucky With Madonna

David Guetta has suggested that record label issues may prevent the release of his collaboration with Madonna.

The DJ and producer confirmed to The Guardian that he and Madonna recently wrote and recorded a track together.

Guetta said: "It's a tricky situation, because she's now out of a record deal. We don't even know what's going to happen with it. It's a huge record, so it's really frustrating."

"The track is part of the Warner deal, but it's not on the album, so why would they invest any money in it? I was really unlucky with that one."

Of his recent work on 'Scream' and 'Acapella' with Kelis, he added: "I wanted that song on my album, so we had a fight. But we're good now."

Guetta added that he respected Black Eyed Peas for seeking a collaboration with him rather than just imitating his records.

"They wanted my sound," he said. "Will.i.am is an incredible producer. He could've said, 'Okay, I'm just going to copy that sound'. But he called me to do 'I Gotta Feeling' and 'Rock That Body'."

Story courtesy of Digital Spy

Fran Drescher Outs Her Ex

Fran Drescher outed her ex-husband to In Touch magazine, saying that she not only is she a supportive of same-sex marriage but was in fact married to a gay man, Peter Marc Jacobson for 20 years. Wha-wha-what?!

She claims she never knew he was gay while married but that her ex told her after they divorced.

I hope he had a chance to tell close friends and family this because otherwise it looks like another episode of The Nanny where she screws up again.

The two have remained friends and are currently working on a new sitcom based on their relationship.

Prince Harry Ginge Hot

GQ has named Prince Harry the coolest man in the world.

The 25 year old beat out Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson who took second place on the top 50 list.

They chose Harry on the following criteria: "Enviable sense of savoir faire, a talent for transforming the mundane into the extraordinary, or just really edgy haircut" and because he is a "soldier, ambassador, polo player and playboy".

Do you agree that the Prince is the coolest?

Chace Crawford Caught With The Good Shit

Chace Crawford might become somebody's purdy purdy prison wife soon! Probably. But not really. TMZ reports that Ed Westwick's lip gloss applier was busted with one singular teensy weensy joint in the parking lot of Ringo's Pub in Plano, Texas a little after 12 this morning. The only thing that's better than getting caught with a little join in the parking lot of Ringo's in Plano is if you're in a Camaro and Skynrd is playing on the AM radio.

A source tells TMZ that Chace was in the car with a friend when cops found the unlit joint. They arrested and charged him with possession of marijuana. Chace paid his bail and now he's freeeee!

When you're giving a beej to a hot piece in the back of a car parked outside of Ringo's and the cops roll up, spit that dick out of your mouth and get rid of that joint! Swallow the joint whole or shove it up your no-no. Doesn't Chace know anything?! But I'll stop yelling at him, because it's obvious that he suffered police brutality.

I mean, look at those 5 o'clock brows. The cops didn't give him a pair of tweezers to clean up his brow situation in the bathroom before taking his mug shot. You can tell Chace is hating life because of it too. There's nothing worse than getting caught with your eyebrow game not in check.

Story Courtesy of Dlisted

Charlie Sheen Do Not Pass Go

"Charlie intends to go to court on June 7 [to] plead to a misdemeanor and immediately begin serving his 30 days in jail," a source has told People.

"With good behaviour, he could end up doing 15 or so days."

Charlie Sheen has been charged and will reportedly plead guilty to assaulting his wife Brooke Mueller.

I wonder why he would agree to a jail term? He probably thinks it's a co-ed and is looking forward to hooking up with some skank over there.

Janet Jackson's Boy Toy

Janet Jackson has a new man, a younger, richer man and his name is Wissam Al Mani.

After dumping Jermaine Dupri's ass (probably for producing her last stinker of an album). Miss Jackson, if your nasty, is now being pampered by the Qatar millionaire.

As all rich Arabs do, he has been showering her with tons of gifts to either prove his love or his manhood. He's pretty much thrown everything at her but the kitchen sink - a yacht cruise, a Bentley convertible, a $2,200 Balenciaga Weekender bag and a Cartier Love bracelet.

A source had this to say about Wissam's generosity:

"He seems to have given her a new lease on life since her brother Michael died. He's younger than Janet, taller than Janet and far richer than Janet."

"He has become her knight in shining armor. For the first time in Janet's life, she's with a man who pays for everything."

"He's filthy rich."

I'm soooo jealous. I need to find me someone like this.

Joan Rivers' Botox Is Warping Her Mind

Joan Rivers, who appeared on the reality show The Celebrity Apprentice with Jesse James, has come to the sleazeball's defense.

"Jesse should have been in therapy years ago. I'm so sad because he's such a sweet guy. And when he starts telling you about what he came out of with his background you put two and two together. So you just hope, please God, get into therapy, which he is (doing) and try and pull your life together.  Jesse was a darling and a gentleman. He was the one who carried your bag, he was the one who helped you up the stairs. Sweet, nice... this whole thing is just insane."

There you go!  He's got one person believing his bullshit. So now he knows his audience - 130 year old women!

Good luck finding any more of those.

Zach Morris is Single

After 14 years of being chained to each other's genitals, Mark-Paul Gosselaar and his wife Lisa Ann Russell have decided to take a hammer to that shit. But at least they'll always have these precious Sears Portrait Studio gems.

Lisa and Mark started dating shortly after they met on the set of Saved by the Bell: The College Years. Lisa played a "sorority girl." They have a 6-year-old son and a 4-year-old daughter together. Mark's spokeswhore issued this shit about their split: "They both remain focused on their family and are jointly committed to their children."

I know you're thinking that Kelly Kapowski should put on her tightest spandex unitard and crimp her hair extra special to get Zack Morris back, but fuck that. Kelly and Zack never belonged together. It's obvious that Zack's Sun-Inned tips only sparkled for AC Slater. Zack + AC = 4Evah. This video knows what I'm talking about:

Story Courtesy of Dlisted

Taylor Lautner's MTV Double