Dangerous Minds II

Act I

My Posse Don't Do Homework.

        INT. CLASSROOM

Student 1

"first stopped at the ger'nal store and cop me a philile”

       The door to the classroom opens and 10th grade English Teacher
       in a grey suit enters the classroom:

Tony Danza

Hey. It’s me, Mr Micelli, ha ha I’m kidding, Yo I’m Tony, your new English Teacher.

Student 2

I axe who this mutherfucker be? Hollarr, snap! (snaps her fingers)

Students laughing at Tony.  Tony begins to sweat.

End Scene

It seems washed up actor Tony Danza has had his share of changing careers. A onetime boxer, actor, taxi driver, Mr. Clean househusband DILF maid is now a teacher? I guess when you have bachelor's degree in history education from the University of Dubuque, the projects is the only place you can get a job.

Danza is set to teach 26 sophomore students, at North East High School in Philadelphia, boring classics such as Julius Caesar and Of Mice and Men in a new Reality TV show called “Teach”. Of course teaching may not be as big of a stretch for Tony Danza. Tony did turn Teacher when he married Angela Bauer’s character in Who’s the Boss and became an equal part of the relationship.

I guess this is what happens when you just can’t get any acting gigs, you head to Reailty TV and thankfully, A&E is home to Dlisted actors and their last hurrah at a Hollywood career. And Tony is certainly no stranger to the ghetto as he was raised in the Bronx and I’m no genius so I’m assuming Tony will be the only cockasian in the class. If I were producing this show, I’d make sure Tony shows up to his first day of class in tight black jeans, a muscle shirt and leather studded jacket. I’d give him a taser because no one should be gettin’ in his BIZiness.

I’d put Michelle Pfieffer and one hit wonder Coolio on standby. They would make cameo appearances should the principal be in need of a substitute teacher in the episode when Tony rethinks his decision of being a high school teacher and calls in sick because he’s too scared to go back to class.