Thursday, April 29, 2010

You Might Be A Redneck If...





At first I thought this was one of those redneck jokes but then I found out it was Ma Kettles Jessica Simpson being her true natural self - a disgustingly gross pig.  

Mess-ICK-a Simpson told Ellen she only brushes her teeth three times a week because she doesn't want to mess with the whiteness.  HUH???.   I know she didn't have much to start with but is that extra weight killing off her brain cells?

"My teeth are so white and I don't like them to feel too slippery, but I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday. But, I don't brush them everyday." 

She says that even when she brushes her teeth, she doesn't always use toothpaste, "I'll use a shirt or something. I know it's gross but I always have fresh breath."  

Mo'Nique and her should get together to write a book on beauty and hygiene tips. I see an  instant bestseller.


Chestica is proof positive that you can take the trailer out of the trash but you can't take the trash Jessica out of the trailer.



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