Georgia on my mind!

A Georgia teacher was in deep shit with the law when angry school officials complained about the sexual activity going on in his classroom. The teacher told the jury that he was helping another student during most of the 68-second performance but claimed he tried to stop the erotic pole dancing after he clued in that students were stripping to the tune of "(I've Had) The Time of My Life".

His Defense attorney claims: "Dirty dancing occurs all the time at high school". More suprising, the teacher had the support from parents.

Now, I ain't never been to this peach state ya'll but I never imagined Georgia having the nation's first Stripper's Academy of Fine Arts? I always thought Georgia was famous for redneck baptists praying to their black jesus, sitting at their porch on their fine sofa, with their pooch next to them, a shotgun in hand, enjoying the day wasting away in da projects. Who it is, bitch!

Now I believe this is what really happened. I bet the teacher got wood and couldn't get up from his director's chair to yell "cut", without revealing to his students the python in his pants. It would have probably traumatized the students, caused him more embarrassment, and the audience would have never had the experience of hearing Johnny Castle voice the phrase "Nobody puts Baby in the corner"