Sleepy Breasts

Doesn't this look like a thick stumpy dildo?

This toy cushion is supposed to provide support to big tittied women who have a hard time falling asleep due to those sweaty 50 pound puppies flopping all over each other.

I know something else that helps relieve stress and makes you sleep better.  Simply add batteries to it.

Actually, what they should do is combine this cushion with an insertable lotion dispenser so that you can shoot a pearl necklace all over your chest - to moisturize of course - or even drop a huge load for a nice facial.  That's always relaxing -- like a spa treatment.