Let it be

The Vatican announced that even though the Beatles "took drugs, swept up by their success" and "lived dissolute and uninhibited lives", (and haven't played together in over 40 years and two of the four members are dead), they're cool so all is forgiven!
 

"They even said they were more famous than Jesus. But, listening to their songs, all of this seems distant and meaningless."
 
Wow, this seems so relevant and important to todays headlines. Let's not address the sexual abuse scandals rocking the Catholic church but instead focus on favorite rock bands.

I predict their next revelation will be in another 40 years when they forgive Chris Brown for beating the shit out of Rihanna because at the end of the day, isn't it all about the music and Chris Brown is soooo cool!