Dog Should Arrest Owner For Stupidity

How fucking stupid can this dim witted dog owner be? Only some small town hick from Clarington, Canada would try to register a dog as a mayoral candidate.

"I'm sorry, we won't be accepting nominations for a dog," this idiot was told by a too nice municipal clerk. I would've said get the fuck out of here and stop wasting my time!

But the retard is still unconvinced. In fact he's thinking of some other way to waste tax payer's time and money. Perhaps the dog could be a write-in ballot campaign or a petition hounding council to allow his dog, Genny, a candidacy. Yah right and I can blow fire out of my ass.

And then to feed this moron's delusions, you have town residents that say stupid things like "she's got my vote. Half of them (councillors) aren't doing their job."

Yup that's convinced me now. WTF!! I could just see this town with a dog for mayor, a goldfish for sheriff and a canary for school principle.

And than they wonder why people make fun of small town residents. You couldn't make up this shit. The crazies just write themselves.