Jessica Simpson graces the cover of Marie Claire magazine. Jessica tells the world she is going all natural with no makeup, no air brushing or retouching. Bitch even blow dried her own hair for the spread. Oh Jessica, what will your amazing talents bring us next?
Jessica says:
"I don't have anything to prove anymore,” she told Marie Claire. “What other people think of me is not my business."
Here are some suggestions:
- Dump Kevin Paves. Girlfriend doesn't know a fucken thing about hair. He cun't do a thing with his own hair let alone Jessica's extensions.
- Wear them jeans again Jessica – high waist or even your daisy dukes. This will show everyone you are serious about exposing your huge wide ass.
- Don’t wear a bra. Let those puppies hang out, they need to breathe and do their own thing.
- Stop wearing deodorant. If you're claiming to go all natural, your natural scent will tell everyone you’re in the room.
- Stop waxing! Yes, stop waxing your 'stache, your legs and your pussy. You should do all you can to bring back the Amazon jungle look of the 50's. That’s right, when someone pats your poon, their hand should be able to spring back into action before they take another go at it.
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