Vince Neil Drunk

Motley Crue singer Vince Neil has been arrested for drunk driving in Las Vegas.

Celebrity website TMZ. com said Neil's car was pulled over late Sunday after a woman told police Neil smashed her camera.

The arrest comes just a week after Neil released his latest album -- Tattoos and Tequila-- featuring cover versions of classic rock songs.

Neil, who split with Motley Crue in 1992 and rejoined in 1997, served jail time in 1986 for drunk driving after a car crash that left a drummer dead.

Story courtesy of The Province

Fox Fans Green With Envy

Sorry fellas, Megan Fox is no longer available.

Fox, who shot to fame in the 2007 summertime blockbuster "Transformers," and her longtime on-again, off-again boyfriend Brian Austin Green ("Beverly Hills, 90210") were married at a small, intimate ceremony at the Four Seasons Resort in Hawaii last week, TMZ.com reports.


"Entertainment Tonight" reports the wedded bliss went down on Thursday and that the now married couple are still in Hawaii honeymooning with Green's 8-year-old son, Kassius.

The 24-year-old Fox, who has graced many men's lifestyle magazine covers and typically earns top rankings on "Hot" lists, and the 36-year-old Green, known forever as David Silver from the original incarnation of "90210," started dating in 2004.

They were first engaged in 2006, but split briefly in 2009. They announced they were engaged for the second time June 1.

Fox can currently be seen on the big screen in the western-action-comic book film "Jonah Hex," which also stars Josh Brolin and John Malkovich.

Story courtesy of Detroit Free Press

Prince Harry Falls Off Horse

From the department of Royal Pains -- Prince Harry of Wales took a tumble on U.S. soil during a polo match Sunday in New York.

The 25-year-old redhead, son of Prince Charles and the late Princess Diana, found himself thrown from his horse while taking on famous polo player Nacho Figueras at the annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic on Governors Island. 

The Prince had no serious injuries and climbed right back on his horse, thankfully, as the match benefited AIDS relief in the African nation of Lesotho.

Story courtesy of LA Times

Steven Tyler Got Ugly

Steven Tyler has admitted that things got "ugly" before his departure and return to Aerosmith.

The singer quit the band last year only to come back while the group were searching for a replacement.

Speaking to The AP, Tyler claimed that many factors contributed to Aerosmith's tumultuous 2009.

"Being in Aerosmith is like living on the tail of a comet. I've had a lot of injuries over the last couple of years," he said.

He added: "I had ACL reconstruction on my knee... operations on my feet, my mom passed away. A lot of things came to play that made it easy for me to abuse some things."

Tyler said that he had to look past other band members who chose to speak to the press about his personal struggles.

He explained: "Even though some of the people in the band were going public with some of the stuff which turned very ugly, I managed to pull it all back together again and say, 'Look, let's just get out there and be the band that we know we are and not argue about this crap anymore'."

Aerosmith are currently on tour in the UK. The band kick off a US tour on July 23 in Oakland, CA.

Story courtesy of Digital Spy

Oprah Rules The Roost

Oprah has taken the lead as Forbes most powerful celebrity with US$315 million, after Angelina Jolie dropped to number 18.

At number 50, Twilight's Robert Pattinson entered the list for the first time with earnings of US$17 million. His co-star, Kristen Stewart, was number 66, with US$12 million.

The top five earners after Winfrey are: singer Beyonce Knowles (US$87 million), Avatar director James Cameron (US$210 million), singer Lady Gaga (US$62 million), Tiger Woods (US$105 million), and Britney Spears (US$64 million).

All the earnings were calculated from June 2009 to June 2010.

Story courtesy of Maclean's

Sandra Bullock Divorced

Hollywood actress Sandra Bullock is single again after her divorce from husband Jesse James was finalized.


The actress split from James in April following allegations he was having an affair with a stripper.

Revelations of his infidelity came just days after Bullock won an Academy Award for The Blind Side and gushed a tribute to him while accepting her gong on stage in front of a huge audience and millions of people watching on television worldwide.

The couple's divorce papers cited "discord or conflict of personalities" as the reason for the split.

Bullock and James had been married for five years.

Shortly after the allegations surfaced, James, who hosts US reality TV show Monster Garage, issued a statement apologising to his wife and children.

He checked into a treatment clinic at the end of March to deal with "personal issues".

Bullock will now finalise the adoption of her son Louis as a single mother, living in New Orleans where the boy was born.
Story courtesy of Sky Online

Lohan Feels Like An Outcast

Troubled star Lindsay Lohan has claimed that she is the most unpopular celebrity in Hollywood because no one replies to her tweets.

The Mean Girls star has reached out on her Twitter account to a string of celebs including Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, Justin Bieber and guitar legend Slash.

But not one has answered her which has made the 23-year-old actress feel like an outcast, reported Daily Star.

"I feel people are setting out to make me an outcast. It's terribly upsetting," she said on a US chat show.

Lohan's hard partying ways have been curbed recently by her alcohol monitoring ankle bracelet. She is due in court next month to answer an accusation that she violated her probation by failing to attend weekly counselling sessions.


Story courtesy of NDTV.com

Michael Jackson's Glove Auctioned Off

Michael Jackson's crystal-studded glove has been sold for $190,000. The right-hand glove, which he famously wore during his 1984 Victory tour, was among the MJ items sold at Julien's Auctions Music Icons port sale in Las Vegas.



The item was expected to rake in from $20,000 to $30,000, but it ended up being sold for close to $200,000 after a fan purchased the King of Pop's most iconic possession at the auction held at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino.

Other possessions on the list also raked in big bucks. A pair of the loafers he once wore on stage was only expected to fetch from $2,000 to $3,000, but went for $90,000.

A jacket also fetched $120,000, a big jump from the estimate of $6,000 to $8,000, while his white fedora hat was sold for $56,250.

Jackson died June 25 of last year.

Story courtesy of All Headline News

Mel Gibson Strikes Again

The Mel Gibson Baby Mama debacle just got interesting. Mel's camp alleges Oksana Grigorieva shook their baby during an argument in January which resulted in him filing a restraining order when their custody agreement went south last week. Except it turns out she filed one of her own first and now her people are saying it's because Mel literally punched her teeth out. But he looks so harmless! TMZ reports:

"Sources in Oksana's camp say Mel's people are lying when they say she shook the baby. Instead, the sources say, "She tried to protect the baby during one of Gibson's violent episodes when he punched Oksana in the face two times, breaking her teeth and giving her a concussion."

As one source put it, "She tried to protect his reputation, depsite her fears of him and his verbal and physical abuse." And the source goes on, "She regrets having believed in his empty promises to obtain professional help to control his violent nature."

I don't know who to believe in this whole mess because on the one hand, it sounds like this chick got pregnant just to bounce and take a chunk of Mel's cash. On the other, he's a hardcore Catholic who abhors birth control, so what did the fuck did he think would happen? "Okay, listen up. I'm going to ejaculate directly into your birth canal, so don't get pregnant, alright? Otherwise, I don't what I'm capable of. Wait. Why are you putting your clothes back on? Is it because of the Swastika? Because I only need it in the beginning. Babe, wait."

Story of courtesy of The Superficial

Robert Pattinson Pale Comparison To Johnny Depp's Scissorhands

An Edward Scissorhands remake starring Robert Pattinson is the new internet rumor of the week.

An Edward Scissorhands remake with Robert Pattinson could quite possibly be one of the worst rumors about an upcoming film in a while, and hopefully ends up being just that in the end.

The first time around it was Johnny Depp and Winona Ryder that starred in the Tim Burton vehicle, where Depp played an iconic character that really shouldn't be done again by anyone in films.

It would be like someone taking over Depp's character of Captain Jack Sparrow in the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. It just wouldn't work, and could lead to a lot of embarrassment for the actor trying to re-do the role.

An Edward Scissorhands remake seems very unlikely at this time, and according to IMDB Pro, there is nothing in the works for a sequel.

Does this mean that a sequel or a prequel to the film could never happen? No, it certainly doesn't, and if the creators came up with an interesting idea, it might certainly find someone who would make it.

As for Robert Pattinson, he has a pretty busy schedule, with his current filming of Water for Elephants, post-production work on Bel Ami, and of course the two Breaking Dawn films (due out in 2011 and 2012) that are soon to come.

The strongest rumor about Pattinson and his upcoming work is his involvement in a film called Unbound Captives due out in 2011. Other than that though, there isn't much time for Pattinson to even fit another film in there at this time.

Maybe that could put the involvement of Pattinson in an Edward Scissorhands remake to bed.

Story courtesy of Associated Content

Jennifer Capriati Overdose

Troubled tennis star Jennifer Capriati has been rushed to hospital in the U.S. after a suspected drugs overdose, according to reports this morning.

Paramedics responded to a call from a hotel in Riviera Beach, Florida, early yesterday morning, gossip website TMZ.com has reported.

The 34-year-old's father apparently told the website that his daughter is 'recovering well'.

Capriati, who was dubbed the 'Can't Miss Kid' by the American press for her sizzling talent, won 14 career titles, including three Grand Slams.

But her astonishing ability on the court was always tempered by a troubled story of drug abuse, binge-eating, insecurity and thoughts of suicide.

Pushed by her parents - particularly her father - she turned professional at age 13.

By her 15th birthday she was reckoned to have landed licensing and endorsement deals worth £10 million.

But she wanted to be a normal teenager - a fact her mother accepted sadly years later.

'Jennifer went from being happy to sad and fearful, and as a parent I felt plenty of guilt and shame for the role I played in that,' she said.

'The money, the excitement, the endorsements, the pride - you get caught up in it, and you're not thinking of what your child is missing, and if this is what's best for them.'

The teenager began rebelling against her father's strict discipline, with incidents of shop-lifting in 1993 and drugs. 

Rejecting tennis completely, she gained weight and spun off the rails.

She was charged with cannabis possession in 1994 and spent time in a drug rehabilitation clinic - then spent two years struggling to get back into the game.

Consumed by self-loathing, she contemplated suicide. 'When I looked in the mirror I actually saw this distorted image,' she later recalled. 'I was so ugly and fat I just wanted to kill myself really.

'At the end of a match, I couldn't wait to get off court. Mentally, I'd just lost it. I wasn't happy with myself, my tennis, my life, my coaches, my friends.'

By age 25, however, she had battled back from the abyss. In October, 2001 she claimed the World No 1 ranking after a series of victories.

Story courtesy of Daily Mail

Seinfeld VS Lady Gaga

It's on!  There is a Subway Series showdown between singer Lady Gaga and actor/comedian Jerry Seinfeld.  Gaga really got under funnyman Jerry Seinfeld's skin last week when she was ushered to Seinfeld's private box at Citi Field during the Mets game. 

The singer, who was sitting behind home plate complained about the paparazzi and was escorted to the safety and luxury of Seinfeld's box.

Upon entering the luxury box, Gaga began to let loose, shed some clothes and periodically was caught flipping off the on-looking shutterbugs, promoting a statement from the owner of The Box, Seinfeld himself. 

In an interview with WFAN, a New York based sports radio program, Seinfeld went on a rant about Gaga and her behavior.

Seinfeld stated, "This woman is a jerk.  I hate her.  I can't believe they put her in my box, which I paid for.  You give people the finger and You Get upgraded?  Is that the world we're living in now?  Why is she giving the finger?  How old is the finger?  How'd it even get to be the finger?  I don't know what these young people think or how they promote their careers."

At the end of the day, Seinfeld is a comedian, so many are speculating that his rant was just that, but you never know!  What do you think was Lady Gaga's behavior worth the rant from the Seinfeld star?  If this wasn't enough, Gaga showed up in The Bronx to watch the Yankees takes on the Mets in a scantily clad outfit consisting of an opened Yankees jersey with her black bra hanging out.

Story courtesy of popstar.com
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Joan Rivers Sued By Former Manager

Joan Rivers is being sued by bitter ex-manager Billy Sammeth, who claims the comedienne hasn't paid him for resurrecting her "dormant career," according to TMZ.com. The former personal manager said he's been stiffed out of at least $179,000, and if that wasn't enough, he never got his 10 percent cut from Joan's $200,000 check that she won on "Celebrity Apprentice."

He's further insulted that the 70-something funnygal and the people behind the documentary "Joan Rivers: A Piece of Work" defamed him by making him appear to be a no-show manager. So he's suing both Joan and the film's production company for at least $2.2 million, said the celebrity Web site.

Story courtesy of BostonHerald.com

Usher On Bieber

Usher has quite a bit on his plate -- in addition to promoting his own new album "Raymond v. Raymond", he is also overseeing the career of 16-year old sensation Justin Bieber. So what kind of advice is Justin's mentor sharing? In a new interview with "Entertainment Tonight", Usher explains:

"The one thing that I continue to encourage him on is don't believe it too much, because as there is success there are low [points]. Enjoy it -- but understand that life is a journey, and the story that is told is the one that you live through."

Justin is beginning his "My World" tour Wednesday with a performance in Hartford, and he will continue hitting up a variety of venues over the course of the next few months before taking off to other parts of the world.

Story courtesy of Examiner.com

Miley Cyrus: "My Vagina Now More Popular than Jesus"

After blowing the top off the entertainment world by exposing her bottom a la Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus has come up with another stunner to draw media attention to herself a la John Lennon: She claims her vagina is now more popular than Jesus.

In a recent press conference in which Cyrus touted her new CD entitled "Can't Be Tamed," Cyrus was asked about the mounting popularity of her underage underworld, recently flashed around the internet after she allegedly exited a vehicle in front of the cameras while not wearing panties. "Well, my vagina is more popular than Jesus now, I don't know which will go first, my cooter or Christianity." The statement caused an immediate stir in the cadre of male reporters ringing the young star with their tongues hanging out, and is guaranteed to raise a few eyebrows around the world.

Indeed, her vagina has taken on a life of its own and threatens to run roughshod over the careers of Lady Gaga and Katy Perry as Cyrus competes with naked pictures of everyday women dispensed for free on the internet..

To capitalize on the rising star trajectory coming from her vaginal release, and the fact her bottom half is now more popular than her top half ever was, her manager has come up with a novel act: To have Miley perform during the rest of her "Can't be Tamed" tour standing on her head and lip synching from her famous vagina.

In the old days a similar dance move was called a "blow-off" and in a nod to the by-gone era of stripping at the traveling carnival, Cyrus smokes a cigarette through her poon and blows the smoke out of her ass during the encore. This part of her act alone is accredited for the reversal in slumping ticket sales as her core fans, girls 10 to 12 years old, have ditched her and her newfound skanky in droves. "Well, it sure beats the hell out of looking at an oil spill all summer," said one 46 year old male audience member.

Update: Tawdry Soup has learned Cyrus's next publicity stunt involves shaving her head and trying to kill a car with an umbrella. Stay tuned for details.
Story courtesy of thespoof.com

Lindsay Blasts TV Bosses

Lindsay Lohan has launched an angry tirade at TV bosses over a new reality show which appears to show her turning up late for a photoshoot - the troubled actress is adamant she was "set up".

The Mean Girls star was booked to feature in an episode of new Bravo series Double Exposure, which offers a behind-the-scenes glimpse into the work of celebrity photography duo Markus Klinko and Indrani, and fashion stylist GK Reid.

Lohan signed up for a photoshoot back in September to promote her leggings brand, which would be taped for the show.

But the actress is fuming after discovering the episode, which aired in the US on Tuesday, was titled 'Is Lindsay Here Yet?' and focused on her tardiness.

The star admits she was late for the shoot, but she's alleged producers deliberately gave her the wrong start time.

In a series of posts on her Twitter.com page, Lohan writes, "This couldn't be more UNTRUE - sucks when 'friends' use you (in this case for ratings) even if they're lying...

"As for BRAVO and their false representation of me on their new show; I was given the wrong call time - now I know on purpose... it was a set-up. I don't appreciate being used for press, and I'm sure others would agree! Photo shoot for Indrani and Markus... So that's bullshit too.... Thank goodness for Twitter! The truth can be stated!"

Story courtesy of thetvrealist.com

Heidi Montag Calls Spencer Pratt A Fame Whore

Heidi Montag needs to clarify a few things so you all understand the complexity of her situation with estranged husband Spencer Pratt:

Let me be clear OMG! Spencer used my name to get a check on his book "how to be famous" I had nothing to do with it! He is the fame whore!
about 17 hours ago via mobile web

OMG! Totes. XOXO. WTF BBQ.

Sorry, my brain liquified for a moment there.

Like most women whose self-respect outweighs her cup size, I have a lot of problems with Spencer Pratt. And I believe that if she isn't there already, Heidi will someday come to see him as the first mistake she made in a string of colossal and irreversible errors of judgment.

But come the eff on.

Heidi and Spencer are like yin and yang. Barbie and Ken. Two sides to the same whore coin. They were both willing and very joint participants in the commodification of their fame. So willing, in fact, that on several occasions they came right out and asked Fame to give them a rusty trombone. And Fame gave them exactly what they wanted (though arguably not what they deserved).

Story courtesy of Deceiver.com

Sandra Bullock Talking To Jesse James Again

These days, Sandra Bullock has been talking again to her former husband, Jesse James. According to a source close to Bullock, she "does not intend on getting back together with Jesse James, they are speaking and they are cordial."
Tabloids went crazy upon learning James' move to relocate to Austin, Texas, where Bullock resides. But the source said, James' move was just a result of their now cordial relationship.

After a rewarding experience starring in The Blind Side where Sandra Bullock won numerous awards and nominations from the Academy Awards, Golden Globe Awards, and other film recognizing organization, a heartbreaking event overtook the actress when news of her husband, Jesse James, cheating on her surfaced.

James responded to the rumors of infidelity by announcing a public apology to Bullock. He said, "The vast majority of the allegations reported are untrue and unfounded" and "Beyond that, I will not dignify these private matters with any further public comment." James continued, "There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me", and asked that his wife and children one day "find it in their hearts to forgive me" for their current "pain and embarrassment".

Courtesy of TheDailyEnquirer.net

Tori Spelling Thinks Evetyone From 90210 Hates Her

Tori Spelling has taken the publicity whoring up a notch when she announced on Ryan Seacrest's radio show that all of her former "Beverly Hills: 90210" co-stars hate her.


"All my cast members hate me," Spelling told Ryan Seacrest on Monday for his "On Air With Ryan Seacrest Show." "People say, 'Do you mean during '90210?' I say, 'No, we were great friends during '90210.' We were friends after '90210.' They all came to my first wedding. All of a sudden I marry Dean, and I don't know what happened. I lost all my cast members."

Stopping by the radio show as part of promotional duties for her new book 'Uncharted TerriTORI,' the third installment in her memoirs, Spelling mentions that she feels former co-star Tiffani Thiessen dropped her just like she did the "Amber" in her name. But when Ryan disputed that despite Tori's claims Thiessan did in fact like her, she tried to do some major backpedaling!

"It's my perception, and nonetheless, it's a fun story."

The actress went on to say she was not invited to Ian Ziering's recent wedding, which included invites to ex-"90210″ stars Brian Austin Green, Jason Priestley, and Thiessen. She did, however, note that she and Jennie Garth are still pals. Maybe they hate you because you married a low life who left his wife for a glimmer in the LA spot light? Nobody likes a home-wrecker!

Story courtesy of Daily Mail.

Oprah Hates The Handicapped?

Another day, another Oprah controversy. "Oprah hates the handicapped" is the term surging around Google's hot trends list on Wednesday -- all due to the controversy that erupted Tuesday on Oprah's website page that tracks the votes for auditioning hopefuls for Oprah's 'Your OWN Show' reality talk show contestants.

"Oprah rigs vote against Zach Anner" is the search term that first appeared on Google Trends list on Tuesday, after some fans claimed to have noticed that Zach Anner fell to second place quickly and mysteriously -- with some even claiming that Anner's pageviews and votes went backwards in time and Dr. Phyllis moved ahead surreptitiously.

Zach is truly lovable and funny -- a man with cerebral palsy who dreams of having his own travel show.

Watching Dr. Phyllis' audition video, one is reminded of Oprah herself -- a beautiful and smart woman who can flip into the relatable "sister mode" and back again, just like Op-dog!

"If this 'teacher of 27 years' who can't even speak English correctly and insults a student's mother over the internet beats Zach because all-mighty Oprah hates people with cerebral palsy and rigged the votes, then I have lost all my faith in humanity," writes one complainant beneath Dr. Phyllis' audition video.

So because of all this controversy, I think we'd better keep a close eye on any Oprah press releases issued (type site:oprah.com/article/pressroom into Google) to see if she addresses the growing backlash against this contest.

I remember reading the application for 'Your OWN Show' and inwardly rolling my eyes at the Oprah New Age-kind of speak contained in some of the questions.

** Get the popcorn and let's see what happens next... **

Story courtesy of Examiner.com

MJ Worth More Dead Than Alive

Legendary pop singer Michael Jackson has earned £675million ($1.2billion) since his death a year ago this week, when the "Moonwalker" was preparing for a 50-date tour in order to resurrect his once booming career.

According to American music bible Billboard, Michael's estate's income has exceeded his £340million ($700 million) debt. His albums are doing great business as around 24 million of his albums have been sold around the world since his sudden death. The sales of ringtone has added about £3.3million ($7million).

According to figures from Nielsen SoundScan, total album sales had swollen to nine million in the United States by this month. Jackson's popularity can be gauged from the fact that he now accounts for nine of the 17 best-selling R&B hits in digital history, including "Thriller," "Billie Jean" and "Beat It."

Jackson's death has also not halted his recording career. In March, John Branca and John McClain, the administrators of his estate, inked a deal with Sony Music Entertainment, which is expected to guarantee the Jackson estate as much as 250 million dollars. Under the deal, Sony will release Jackson's 10 albums over seven years until 2017.

"To this day there's interest in Elvis. And I think there will be enduring interest in Michael. It's our job to continue to expose Michael to new generations," Branca had said after signing the Sony deal. The publicity of the singer has increase manifold after his death and it seems that the late singer has now found new audiences.

Story courtesy of USA Newsweek



Tiger - Are You My Daddy?

An onlooker reportedly flew a banner over Pebble Beach during the US Open to mock Tiger Woods on Father's Day.

According to Gossip Cop, the banner read 'Tiger: Are you My Daddy?'.

The announcement flew over the golfer as he was playing the fourth hole on Sunday.

Porn star Devon James, one of Woods's alleged mistresses, recently filed a paternity suit against him claiming that he is the father of her 9-year-old son.

Woods's representatives have said that James' claims are untrue and that a DNA test Woods took in 2002 proved that he was not the father of her son.

Courtesy of Digital Spy

Paris Hilton is...Twat Of The Day

What the hell is her problem? If I was a friend of Paris Hilton, I would ask that she never add my info to her phone because this clutsy dizzy ho seems to constantly misplace things - her clothes, her men, her dog, her phone.

Hilton took to the Twitter airwaves last week in a panic twat, warning her friends, "I lost my phone last night, so if you texted me last night or today and I didn't answer, it's cause I didn't get it."

WTF - buy a clue..or a brain..or maybe try ginseng.  I hear that can help boost memory. 

Tommy Boy Says NO To Botox For Katie Holmes

Cruise has denied a story claiming he asked Katie to get botox. Gee Tom, you really think a 31 year old Katie Holmes doesn't need botox? Well DUH - she's 31!!

Besides I think her whole body has been botoxed because she's been nothing but robotic since she married Cruise.

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart Marry

Indiana Jones and Ally McBeal tied the knot last Tuesday after dating for seven years. I guess the 7 year itch works differently for them. Instead of looking for affairs, they got hitched.

TMZ.com says they got married at the Governor of New Mexico's mansion.

I wonder if Indiana Jones is gonna use his whip on Ally McBeal.  Hmmm...kinky!

Eddie Cibrian Is A Stiff On CSI: Miami

CBS won't be renewing Eddie Cibrian's contract for CSI: Miami only a year after he joined the show.  Maybe it's karma for screwing around on his wife with that other cheater LeAnn Rimes.  

SlutAnn twatted about it on Thursday, saying “sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together. Every story has and end, but in life every end is just a new beginning.”  Sounds like you're still trying to justify your whorish affair.

Tiger Woods Got Love Child

Porn star and sometimes whore of Tiger Woods claims they have a love child.

Devon James says sleaze Woods the father of her 9 year old son..


Of course no believes it, especially Tiger who must be having nightmares just about every night, but sources for RadarOnline claim the kid looks like Tiger.

What a loser Tiger is....This is gonna cost him BIG...lots and lots of money.  Not only to his whore and baby momma, but to his soon to be ex-wife.

Prince Sure BET For Achievement Award

BET will be presenting Prince with the lifetime achievement award on June 27.  

"Prince is dynamic. Prince is genius. Prince is music," said BET president of programming, Stephen G Hill.

He has great music, a great voice and can pull off come fuck me heels better than any women!

Cream....to the top!

Viva Italia D&B Style

Damn, I love those Dolce & Gabbana World Cup ads and as you can see from this underwear ad, their cups runneth over with hotness.

Here is the 2010 Campaign with the Italian soccer studs.

True Blood Is Bloody Hot

I give True Blood‘s third season opener two hot asses up.  That's Jason Stackhouse and Eric Northman's ass which were seen in full splendor Sunday night.

The super hot studded show was watched by 5.1 million viewers.

As the TB theme song says "I wanna do bad things with you" Jason and Eric.

Twilight Takes A Bite Out Of Bella's Jacket

Summit Entertainment wants fashion designer BB Dakota to stop selling its jacket that they've been advertising as being worn by Bella Swan, the Kristen Stewart character in the Twilight films.

The BB Dakota site advertises a blue cotton canvas jacket like this: "Bella Swann (sic) wears this jacket in Twilight and scores the hottest vampire in high school, and so can you!"

The film studio wants the retailer to stop selling the jacket, hand over all profits from the jacket to the studio and to "deliver to Summit for destruction all Bella Jackets" and I agree. The jackets are ugly and should be destroyed!

James Franco With La Gays

There's a mad fervor about and gay juices are flowing after James Franco was spotted at the L.A. Gay Pride this weekend. We could only hope this was his big coming out party, but instead he gave us some mumble jumble explanation about why he was among LA gays.

"I thought it’d be interesting if I took a real artist that was inspired by soaps. And then (he’s) in a real soap opera doing their own version of contemporary art."

Huh? Maybe James should lay of that Pineapple Express.

Seacrest Stalker ....Out!

Ryan Seacrest's stalker was sentenced on Monday to two years in state prison and ordered to stay away from Seacrest for the next 10 years.


Chidi Benjamin Uzomah Jr. got the maximum sentence.

Seacrest's lawyer said "Ryan is extremely appreciative of the work of the Los Angeles County District Attorney's office in this matter."

Why would anyone stalk Ryan? It's not like he's any of the studs from Twilight.  Now any one of them, I would stalk!

R. Kelly Real Talk

I heard this shit on Howard Stern show today and thought it was hilarious especially when R. Kelly starts cursing and arguing with his "girlfriend"....real talk.

Kim Kardashian With Justin Bieber In Spite Of His Fans

I guess Kim Kardashian is tempting the wrath of Justin Bieber's fans because here she is in the Bahama's with Justin doing some photo shoot and then she even flaunts it by twatting "Bahamas with my Biebs! Fun shoot! My dream! I messed up @JustinBieber’s hair!!!!!!"

Justin then twatted "Photoshoot on the beach….ummmm yeah. I told her to watch out…I love my fans."

Sarah Palin - A Big Boob

A source close to Sarah Palin slams reports that the former Vice Presidential candidate had a boob job.

"It's absolutely ridiculous," the insider tells UsMagazine.com of the rumor, which hit the web earlier this week, after Palin appeared considerably curvier at Sunday's Belmont Stakes horse race in Elmont, New York.

Still, it's not the first time Alaska's former governor has flaunted her cleavage. In a candid photo from her days as an undergrad at the University of Idaho, a younger Palin, now 46, showed off a pink T-shirt that read "I may be broke but, I'm not flat busted."

Reps for Palin and her Political Action Committee could not be reached for comment despite repeated attempts by UsMagazine.com.

Story courtesy of Us Magazine.

Lindsay Lohan Running Away From L.A.?

LINDSAY Lohan is planning to leave Los Angeles.

The troubled actress was overheard telling pals that she wants to live in either London or New York.

“She was going on about how she hates it here and how disgusting the people are,” a source told E! News.

“She said she likes NY and London and wants out of this city.”

Meanwhile, Lindsay has been left all alone after her trusted assistant quit because she couldn’t cope with the actress’ constant demands and infrequent paychecks.

“Lindsay met Elinore through a mutual friend and she began spending more and more time at Lindsay’s apartment. She was still paying rent on her own place but essentially was living at Lindsay’s,” a source said.

“After a few months, Lindsay’s up and down moods and her 24/7 demands just got to be too much.

“Lindsay can be really bossy and mean when she doesn’t get her own way and Elinore wasn’t even getting paid some of the time.

“Elinore’s friends were telling her to quit months ago. Even the person who introduced her to Lindsay was like, ‘look, this is too much for you. You need to get out now while you still can. You don’t want something happening to Lindsay on your watch’.

“But in the end, Lindsay’s demands became too much for her. She couldn’t take it anymore and she finally had to quit.”

Story courtesy of showbizspy.com

Christina Aguilera Loves To Be On Top In The UK

I'm sure Christina Aguilera loves to be on top (or bottom - depending on her mood) but she must certainly be ecstatic as she completes her comeback with a number album - "Bionic" - on the UK charts.  This is her second number one in the UK.

Perez Hilton May Be In Hot Water Over Nude Miley Cyrus

Perez Hilton might be in some hot water after posting an uncensored photo of Miley Cyrus' private parts to his Twitter account.

Early Monday morning, Hilton posted a picture of the 17-year-old pop star wearing a short white dress and no underwear. In the photo, Cyrus is in the midst of climbing out of an open-topped convertible car with her lady parts exposed.

For his two million plus followers to see, the celebrity blogger posted the picture with the following introduction, "If you are easily offended, do NOT click here. Oh, Miley! Warning: truly not for the easily offended!"

But it's the celebrity blogger that might need a warning. Cyrus is underage. Police might consider her naked image child pornography.

Recently, Cryus has been facing a barrage of criticism for being too sexy due to skimpy concert outfits and her edgy single, "Can't Be Tamed"

It is unclear if Hilton will face any legal trouble, but he might be setting himself up for yet another celebrity feud.

Story courtesy of CBS

Kellan Lutz The Picture Of Men's Health!

Wow...I want to do my laundry on Kellan Lutz' washboard abs!  Check out the Twilight hottie in the latest issue of Men's Health.

Jodie Foster Goes All Hanabal Lector

A teenager whom Jodie Foster is suspected of assaulting last month was "a professional paparazzi" who was scaring the actress's children as they left a Los Angeles theater, Foster's representative said.

Los Angeles police named the Oscar-winning actress as a misdemeanor battery suspect in a May 29 incident at the Grove mall, although she has not been charged, according to a police spokeswoman.

The police report has not been released, but celebrity gossip site Radar Online published a copy that a police spokeswoman suggested may have been provided by the teen's father.

The report said the 17-year-old began taking photos of Foster as she walked from the mall to the valet parking area.
"SUSP (Foster) FOLLOWED VICT (the teenager), POKED HIM ON HIS CHEST, GRABBED VICT (the teenager) LEFT ARM CAUSING VISIBLE INJURY," said the report, which was based on the teen's complaint.

Jennifer Allen, who represents Foster, issued a statement Friday:
"The young man was most definitely a professional paparazzi. He had a large camera bag and a 1000 mm telephoto lens. He tailed Jodie and her young sons from the movie theater to valet parking. He crowded her and her children and took photos of them the whole time. She touched him on the elbow in an attempt to take him aside to talk to him and tell him to stop. He scared the kids."

Foster, 47, has two sons, ages 11 and 8.

She won best actress Oscars for "The Silence of the Lambs" and "The Accused." Foster was nominated for two others for "Taxi Driver" and "Nell."

Story courtesy of CNN.

Kylie Minogue Talks

It's a given that most stars are smaller in real life than they appear on screen. 

Indeed, the traditional greeting for any celebrity is pretty much, "Oh, I thought you'd be taller". In the case of Kylie Minogue though, I knew she was going to be small.

Heck, this is the woman who made Jason Donovan look tall, rugged and manly.

And so it was that when the diminutive diva was ushered into the room, I almost expected her bodyguard to lift Minogue up on to her chair. Thankfully not. She's small, but not that small.

Kylie Minogue is also, of course, perfectly formed. Achingly so.

It was there, underneath all that stoned-washed denim, big hair and billowing scarves, when she played Charlene Mitchell in Neighbours. It was still there when she started strutting her musical stuff for Stock, Aitken & Waterman in 1988, her debut hit, I Should Be So Lucky, being the first of many.

It wasn't until our cute little pop poppet decided to put her innocent girl-next-door persona out to pasture that the sex kitten we know and crave today first began to emerge.

So, when was it exactly that Kylie Minogue realised she had an ass that could knock TVs off their stands?

"Oh, I don't know if I've ever managed to do that," she laughs in response. "It would have to be a two-way effort for the TV to fall over. That would be me and the viewer working together..."

Progression


I blame Nick Cave, myself. It wouldn't be the first time he's led a girl astray, no doubt, the towering fellow Aussie having drafted Minogue in for a rousing duet in 1994, the murder ballad Where The Wild Roses Grows.

"Yeah, I blame Nick," nods Minogue. "A terrible influence, not just on me but, as you say, just about every girl he's ever met."

She lets out another laugh.

"Seriously though, I think it was just a natural progression. You look at any pop artist, there's usually quite a difference between that first year of success and, say, five years later.

"It's just a natural thing to want to grow, to change with your audience. No point in repeating yourself again and again. That way, you'll become a nostalgia act before you're 30. And no artist wants that."

Take that, Spice Girls! Yep, that need to move on isn't only artistic though; there's always a very good chance that the kids will simply get bored with the latest pop sensation after a few years, and, hey, necessity is the mother of reinvention when it comes to pop.

And Kylie Minogue certainly reinvented herself. She may have stumbled through the end of the century (her largely self-penned 1997 album, Impossible Princess, sinking without a trace), but the resilient Melbourne moocher scored one of the biggest hits of her career with 2000's Spinning Around. The following year, she went one better and delivered one of the greatest pop songs of all time (fact), Can't Get You Out Of My Head. Dang, that track was so good it helped Kylie finally break America.

This particular pop princess's finest three minutes and 49 seconds, right?

"Hmm, I would have to concur," says Minogue, "but you always hope that there's something even better going to come along, something that will knock everything else you've done right on its axis.

"I felt that way about Spinning Around and I felt that way about Can't Get You Out Of My Head. I think that hunger for something even better has to be there all the time, otherwise, you know, you're just not moving forward.

"There are tracks on the new album that just knock me out, and I would love to see one of them become my new anthem, so to speak. But, hey, like kids, I love all my songs equally."

Kylie shrugs her shoulders.

"Well, almost all of them."

Kylie's new album, Aphrodite, will be hitting our shelves on July 5, right about the time that her new fragrance, Pink Sparkle, attacks the celebrity perfume market. Which should go nicely with the six other fragrances with Kylie's name on it. And her lingerie range. And the bedlinen.

"Well, it's business as usual," she smiles when I list off the ever-growing list of Kylie merchandising and branding. "A girl's got to make a living! I enjoy it all though, and certainly much more so after my scare."

Ah, yes, the scare, Kylie now celebrating five years since her treatment for breast cancer. That she has also just turned 42 -- on May 28 -- means Kylie is in a somewhat reflective mood.

"I've come to realise just how special life itself is," she muses, "and how we should embrace every moment. Every up, every down, it's all part of this incredible thing we call life. And you have to enjoy what you do, make choices that you know are good for you, good for your soul. I love doing what I do, and I think it's been a big part of my beating this thing."

As for turning 42, a single woman with no kids, Kylie's clearly been thinking about that too.

"I don't know many women who don't dream of that perfect partner, settling down, and everything that comes with that," she says.

"It's what pop music, in many ways, is all about. Finding the perfect love of your life.

"We live in a time when people have become incredibly independent, and that's been a great leap forward in many ways, but, you know, as you get older, you still hope that you'll find the one."

Ethic

Right now, it might just be 31-year old Spanish model Andres Velencoso, Minogue's current boyfriend. Either way, Kylie is determined, she says, that she intends to live life in the moment from now on.

"It's all about the moments," she finishes, "and being completely in each moment.

"I would certainly have been guilty in the past of just working all the time, running from one appointment to the next, partly out of a belief in a strong work ethic but also out of a fear of failure, of dropping the ball.

"I realise now that you have to put the ball down every now and then, and just go sit with your friends. Go lie out in the garden and read a great book. Just enjoy life.

"After all, I've been lucky in life..."

Lucky, lucky, lucky, in fact.


Courtesy of www.herald.ie

Black Widow and Green Lantern Want To Adopt

I guess Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johannson's marriage isn't on the rocks, as previously reported, because according to Star Magazine, the couple want to adopt a child.

A source said "Scarlett has always wanted to adopt from outside the U.S..  She feels now is finally the right time."

Good for you.  Hope it helps save your supposed failing marriage.

Lindsay Lohan An Appentrice?

It seems everyone wants to bring the Lindsay Lohan trainwreck to their shows. First Dr. Drew tried to nab her for Celebrity Rehab and now Donald Trump has approached her for Celebrity Apprentice 4.

Lindsay's mom, Dina Lohan told People Magazine, "Donald approached Lindsay about being on Celebrity Apprentice, so we’ll see where it goes. I think it’s a great idea for her, but Lindsay has two movies coming up, so I don’t know if Lindsay has time. It may conflict with her schedule."

I like how Dina tries to make it look like Lindsay is actually busy working. The only thing these shows may conflict with are her drinking and partying. And what movies is she working on? She got kicked off the only movie we knew of.

Lindsay still thinks she's a movie star and sees these shows as beneath her, but if she continues as she is, she'll be begging to do one of these shows in no time.

Eddie Cibrian Hosts A Whine Fest

Eddie Cibrian is sorry for hurting his soon-to-be ex-wife by fucking SlutAnn Rimes but wants her to get over it already.

He told E! News "As I've said before, my children and their well-being are my number one priority".

Oh she'll get over it - when she takes your cheating ass to the laundry. Hope she gets everything.

Shame On Gary Barlow And Robbie Williams

15 years after Take That Split up, Gary Barlow and Robbie Williams have announced they are to release a duet. The track is due to be released on the 4th October and is titled “Shame”.

The single is taken from a new greatest hits album which Williams is due to release later in 2010.

The former boy band buddies fell out in 1995 when Williams left Take That, however, over the last few years they seem to have been getting increasingly chummy and appear to have put their differences behind them.

Robbie shared the stage with Barlow and the rest of Take That at a charity concert for Children In Need late last year. They also made an appearance at Sunday’s Soccer Aid football match at Old Trafford.

After the Take That split in 1995, Williams went on to enjoy huge success as a solo artist after, scoring seven No 1 albums.

However, in recent years he has gone off the radar. Williams has been living the quiet life in LA while Barlow and Take That have once again came to prominence.

The news of the Duet comes following never ending rumors that say Williams will join Take That again. At the Children in Need event last year, Williams addressed the rumors. He said things were “shaping up to be very exciting” but went on to say that he wasn’t sure when the highly anticipated reunion would occur.

Although the majority of the original Take That fans would welcome Robbie Williams full time return to the band; Take that have evolved as a group since the cheesy pop songs they released in the early 90’s.

They have got new fans and a new style of music and despite their new found maturity and friendship, there’s no doubt that Robbie and Gary’s egos are as big as ever.

Story courtesy of onefaceinamillion.com

Sandra Bullock And Ryan Reynolds Most Wanted

After starring together in last year's hÍt comedy, The Proposal, Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds are set to star in a new action comedy tentatively titled Most Wanted.

Entertainment Weekly says the movie is by the same creative team that brought us The Proposal and the story is about a criminal, played by Sandra and a U.S. marshal, played by smokin' hot Ryan who are forced to go on the run.

I loved The Proposal and the chemistry between the two and especially that beautiful butt shot of Reynolds. I'm already getting down on my knees and...praying (dirty minded people - what did you think I was going to say) that we see a lot more than his ass in this film. Give us the full monty!

Lady Gaga Not Going Nude Nude

It was early reported that Lady Gaga was going to pose naked in Playboy despite that her friends were telling her not to do so.

"No-one wants her to do it. Her business people are trying to convince her that it could be seen as being a bit lowbrow and cheesy, and will alienate her fans who like her edgy appeal."
"She thinks it will be an experience, and she's always looking to grow as an artist. She doesn't think there's anything distasteful about it. She sees it as just another form of expression."

However, word is now out that Gaga will in fact not be posing for the magazine.

Lindsay Lohan Is... Twat Of The Day

Lindsay Lohan twatted "It just sucks when nothing positive about how great I'm feeling and happy I am is being reported".

Well that may because no one believes you and sure enough Associate Press reported today that Lohan's bail doubled today to $200,000.

It was determined that BloHan violated the terms of her release. Although details weren't revealed, D.A.'s spokesperson said it was an "alcohol related violation".

Keep it up SloHan and they'll be putting your crazy ass in jail.

Jimmy Fallon And Jim Breuer - Dueling Ozzy

This is funny shit!

Christina Aguilera Talks Music, Career and Gaga

Over a synth-heavy dance track, Christina Aguilera sings on her new album: "Every day I see myself I love me even more. ... Let us not forget who owns the throne."
Then, her son Max's voice pipes up: "You do, Mommy."

Does she? Aguilera is returning to music after four years away from stadium tours and Billboard charts: The multiplatinum Grammy-winner took some time to just "be married," as she says, and spent the last two years raising her son with husband Jordan Bratman. And while she's confident she'll regain her old spot at the top of the pop world, the comeback so far hasn't gone exactly according to plan.

First single "Not Myself Tonight" peaked at 23 on the Hot 100 and is now at 73. Its black leather-and-lace, S&M themed-video was picked apart as hewing too close to clips from current pop queen Lady Gaga. A summer tour was announced but canceled within weeks.

In an interview, the 29-year-old singer makes no apologies. Aguilera says she nixed the tour to gain more time to prepare and gauge which songs on "Bionic" fans will want to hear live.

"I put on a big show. I create sets, costumes. There's major choreography and dance numbers. All of that goes along with a huge production. And I started to feel this is not the right time," she said. "It'll be a much better and bigger show when I have time to properly plan."

She notes that she's sported big, bold hairstyles, fashion and makeup since 2001's "Lady Marmalade" and says this of the 24-year-old Gaga: "I've always done what I've done as far as push boundaries and take risks. ... I think now more than ever, it's being accepted to do those kinds of things. So more power to her. And she's obviously a hard-working, focused young woman. And I have nothing but respect for that work ethic."

"I'm no stranger to comparisons in this business and being pit(ted) up against other female artists unfairly," Aguilera adds. She says the two haven't met "but I'm sure that we would get along."

Aguilera says she got along grandly with the likes of Cher and Stanley Tucci last year on the set of her first movie, "Burlesque." Set for Thanksgiving release, it follows a small-town girl who joins a Hollywood burlesque club, with a focus on sexuality that Aguilera says was right up her alley. But the shoot knocked her out of her comfort zone.

"Being the star of the film, it was a lot of hours for me. A very demanding schedule and a completely different animal as far as a creative world," she said.

"All of a sudden you're thrown into expressing someone else's vision and someone else as a character, instead of me being so used to releasing myself and my words and my lyrics and my sound and my ideas onto paper and onto audio."

Among those helping release ideas on "Bionic": Australian singer-songwriter Sia and dance-friendly artists like Ladytron, Santigold and M.I.A. The album is more diverse than 2006's soulful double disc, "Back to Basics."

It veers between the playful, bass-filled tease "Woohoo" featuring Nicki Minaj and the stripped-down ballad "You Lost Me," which she performed on the "American Idol" finale.

Aguilera says the electro sound that dominates the album was inspired by "play" with her son and a desire to go beyond her reputation as a once-in-a-generation singing voice.

"It's no question at this point. It's like yawn, yawn, boring, boring," she says, pantomiming a wide-mouthed, sleepy yawn. "OK, I can sit down and sing a ballad. But let's have some fun thrown into the mix. ... There's a side of me that wants to get up with all my dancers — which have now become like family to me after all these years — and put on a song and dance to it and sing to it but not have to go to these crazy insane vocal places. And you don't have to try so hard on every song to be vocally acrobatic or whatever you want to call it."

But by moving into territory already crowded with the likes of Ke, Katy Perry and, yes, Gaga, Aguilera risks losing her edge, her niche.

"To me, what Christina Aguilera has that most other people don't have is an unmistakable voice," says producer Jonathan "JR" Rotem, who has worked with Rihanna and Britney Spears, but not Spears' fellow former "Mickey Mouse Club" member Aguilera.

"If I was producing Christina Aguilera, I would want to capitalize on that amazing voice. That's what she has. With that voice, I'm sure she can sing the dance stuff but she can also sing the timeless ballads."

She's certainly faced down critics before. The sexually-charged video for 2002's "Dirrty" was initially derided as trampy but aided the former teen princess' move into grown-up themes and images. (It's the same road taken recently by Miley Cyrus with "Can't Be Tamed" as she departs Disney and "Hannah Montana.")

"I don't do anything that I'm going to regret, basically," Aguilera said. "Would I do certain things again? No. But there was a time and a place for it when I did it. So that's always how I go in looking at things. I can never look back. I won't ever look back. And I won't ever take anything too close to heart. There are certain things that can be said that can be hurtful and mean-spirited, but at this point in my life ... I have a decade under my belt that I'm very proud of."

Story courtesy of SFgate.com

JLO and MA In Boring Repeat

Jumping on this tired attention grabbing bandwagon, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have reportedly renewed their marital vows. Oh bliss.

But then I guess they should be celebrating, this is a milestone considering her previous marriages lasted like 6 seconds, 6 years with Marc Anthony in JLO years is like 50 years, so congrats.

A source told People: "They wanted to celebrate their new home and their sixth anniversary by renewing their vows. They're excited about their new life together as a family in California and wanted to kick it off with a great party."

Justin Bieber Loves C.C.

Justin Bieber is definitely a teenager and it's definitely the hormones talking. He seems to have a crush every other day. Beyonce, Kim Kardashian and now Cheryl Cole.

Justin has mentioned his interest in working with singer Cheryl Cole and twatted about it:

"Just did an interview where they asked me if there was anyone i wanted to work with from the show's lineup...I said Cheryl Cole..of course. I mean I heard Cheryl just became single...I mean aw cmon!! haha. Whatsup Cheryl?"

He must be going through boxes of tissues with all these unrealized fantasies.

Sue Sylvestor Is A Lez

Glee star Jane Lynch says her attraction to partner Lara Embry was instant.

She told the New York Times "we actually have a picture of the moment we met" to which Embry added, "I said, 'I want my picture taken with her'. I thought she was cute."

The two met at a fundraiser in 2009 and immediately fell in love. They were married this Memorial Day weekend.

To paraphrase Sue Sylvester - "Get ready for the ride of your life Lara Embry. You're about to board the Sue Sylvester Express."

Orlando Bloom Comes Back To The Caribbean

After confirming earlier in the year that he would not be appearing in any future Pirates Of The Caribbean films, Orlando Bloom has now decided he will return. And guess why he did it? No, not because this was just a negotiation tactic to get more money and he probably got it. Nope - it's because of Johnny Depp.

Orlando told a group at New York's Rockefeller University: "I always had actors to look up to, like Johnny. I got the offer for Pirates Of The Caribbean while I was shooting Ned Kelly with Heath Ledger in Australia. I was like, 'I'm filming the coolest cowboy movie right now, why would I want to go be a pirate in a Disney flick?'
"And then they said, 'Okay, but Johnny Depp is doing it', and I was like 'Sign me up! I'll be there as soon as I can'."

That's special.

You Oughta Know - Alanis Morissette Got Married

The rumored pregnant Alanis Morissette got married to baby daddy and now hubby Mario "MC Souleye" Treadway on May 22.

The small, private ceremony took place at their Los Angeles home and they managed to keep it away form the tabloids and papers or maybe no one really cared.

Anyway, her rep has now confirmed that they are in fact married. Congratulations.

Gary Coleman Death Photos Being Offered For Cash

Photographs taken of actor Gary Coleman as he lay dead and dying are being peddled for a cash sum "in the low five figures," celebrity gossip website TMZ.com reported Monday.

The website did not say who was selling the four photos of Coleman but said the snaps were taken in the hour leading up to his death. The pictures show the former "Diff'rent Strokes" child actor hooked up to a ventilator with his eyes closed.
One was taken after Coleman's life support was switched off.

"It is not a pleasant sight," the website said, of the one photo editors looked at before declining to see the rest.

Story courtesy of myfoxtampabay.com

Is Kristen Stewart A Lesbian?

Ruby Rose, a fashion designer, twatted "I'm sorry, but Kristen Stewart has to be a lesbian. I don't mean to stereotype but isn't it obvious?"

Perhaps Rose is onto something. This could be why Kristen is always so miserable. She wants to go muff diving but she can't because the paps are constantly hounding her.

What do you think, chapstick or lipstick?

Zac Efron Forced To Kiss His Beard

Ok, you tell me how uncomfortable Zac looked as he "kissed" Vanessa Hudgens. He barely even touched her lips. Was it too icky for him? kissing a girl and all? If he wants to learn what real kissing is like, I could show him. BBM me Zac - I'll be right over.

Eva Longoria Twats Photo Of Self

Eva Longoria Parker twatted a photo of herself, in costume, on set of her movie 'Cristiada'.  The movie is set in the 1920s and co-stars Andy Garcia.

Brooke Shields Feels the Burn of PETA's Wrath

Brooke Shields is not terribly concerned with the plight of the mink.

In March, the actress traveled to Denmark's Kopenhagen Fur workshop to design a mink coat with the help of high-end design house J. Mendel. She happily posed over an assortment of skins, and even allowed herself to be quoted as saying, "I will wear the fur garment when I follow my children to school, when I drink coffee and when I sleep.

"So Shields really shouldn't be surprised to hear that she's the newest member of PETA's hit list. A post on the animal rights organization's website reads, "We understand that when some actors' careers begin to fade, they'll do just about anything to stay in the limelight, including appearing in eyelash-growing commercials and starring in short-lived TV shows. But Brooke, did you really want the world to remember you as a 'fur pimp' who stares agog at rows of animal skins?

"Oh, snap! The Latisse slam!

Shields hasn't yet responded to PETA's criticisms. At least she can rest assured that former PETA targets Kelisand Johnny Weir probably have her back.

Story courtesy of Zimbio.com
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Kristen Stewart Spews More Crap

Clearly Kristen Stewart is unable to cope with fame so why not get your whiney ass out of the industry if you hate it so much. We're starting to get tired of your rant...ummm..actually we're not - I enjoy your bouts of verbal diarrhea. Here's another one of her rants, care of an interview in Flaunt Magazine.

“If I could go to work every day and not have to be followed around by fucking fifteen gangsters trying to take my picture, willing to do anything for one… It’s not normal. It’s funny how in America fame is placed so fucking high—above wealth, above happiness, above everything. It’s so not true. And I knew that before [I was famous]. It was so obvious to me. I don’t know how people can’t see that from an outsider’s perspective. My perspective is the same: it’s exactly what I thought it would be.”

You're so full of yourself. You sound like one bitchy diva - I can only imagine your demands when on a set.

“He was nice. He didn’t ask for a picture," Stewart said of a fan who wanted to meet her. "That’s good, because then they go and Twitter them and then the paparazzi know where I am and they drive to my location and it gets crazy. Twitter fucks me over every day of my life. Because people go, ‘I’m sitting next to Kristen Stewart right now’ and then they show up. I see people on their phones and I just want to take these cookies and throw them. It’s like ‘Get off your fucking phone and get a life!’ I get so mad. It’s like you’re trampling on someone’s life without any regard. And it’s rampant. Everyone can do it now. Buy a camera and you’re paparazzi; get a Twitter account and you’re an informant. It’s so annoying.”

Sounds like another wahhhhhhh moment.

Twilight Sweeps MTV Movie Awards

What do you get when teen girls are allowed to vote for an award show via texts? A Twilight sweep, of course.

New Moon, the second installment of the hugely popular vampire saga, won nearly every category it was nominated for at the MTV Movie Awards in Universal City, CA on Sunday.

Accepting the first award of the evening, Best Female Performance, Kristen Stewart was her usual awkward self.

"Thank you so much; this is awesome," she said nervously in a short speech. "I guess Twilight is really awesome and I agree. I want to say hi to Chris [Weitz] because I haven't talked to him in a while. He directed the movie and I really loved him and how cool is this, right? I'm going to peace out. Thank you so much. WHOOP!"

Stewart soon found herself taking the stage again to accept the Best Kiss award with Robert Pattinson for the second year in a row. Once again, the (real-life?) couple teased the audience with an almost-kiss before darting offstage.

New Moon also picked up golden popcorn trophies for Best Male Performance (Robert Pattinson), Global Superstar (Robert Pattinson), and the night's biggest award, Best Movie.

Sandra Bullock was honoured with the Generation Award, which was presented to her by her All About Steve costar Bradley Cooper, her The Proposal costar Betty White, and Scarlett Johansson, who shared a smooch with Bullock onstage.

The ceremony, hosted by Aziz Ansari, also featured exclusive previews of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows and The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, as well as repeat appearances by Tom Cruise as his Tropic Thunder character, Les Grossman. His weirdly hilarious dance routine with Jennifer Lopez was one of the highlights of the night.

The show also included performances by Katy Perry and Christina Aguliera.

MTV Movie Award Winners:

Best Movie: The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Best Comedic Performance: Zach Galifianakis, The Hangover

Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Global Superstar: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Biggest Badass Star: Rain, Ninja Assassin

Best Male Performance: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Global Superstar: Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Biggest Badass Star: Rain, Ninja Assassin

Best Villain: Tom Felton, Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Best WTF Moment: Ken Jenog, The Hangover

Generation Award: Sandra Bullock

Best Kiss: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Best Scared as Shit Performance: Amanda Seyfried, Jennifer's Body

Best Breakout Star: Anna Kendrick, Up in the Air

Best Female Performance: Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: New Moon

Best Fight: Beyonce vs. Ali Larter, Obsessed

Story courtesy of VancouverSun.com

David Archuleta Already Has A Memoir?

David Archuleta looks at the world with an appreciative sense of wonder that's both charming and appealing. That trait comes through loud and clear in the 19-year-old's book, Chords of Strength: A Memoir of Soul, Song, and the Power of Perseverance, out this week.

Most celebrity memoirs, especially ones from young stars, read like superficial, thrown-together works. But Chords of Strength is something different: It genuinely captures David's voice, in both its content and its cadence.

Reading the book is like listening to him speak. The book spends as much time on the way David views life as it does with his personal history.

American Idol weaves through the story on many levels -- attending the first season's finale shows, meeting future contestants Joelle James (a Season 6 semi-finalist) and Tori Kelly (a Hollywood contestant during Season 9) while competing on Star Search and, of course, his time on the show.

David also discusses his vocal paralysis at length. While he was on Star Search, David was diagnosed as having one working vocal cord and one that was paralyzed, a condition that forced him to stop singing publicly for a while.

Though he eventually regained his voice, he learned the true extent of his condition during his Idol run.

"The one vocal cord, it seemed, had actually grown up over and around the weak one in order to adjust for the other one not working," he writes.

The book several lists, such as favorite artists, interviews and Idol memories. David also offers a musical appendix listing several of his favorite songs, which range from Mariah Carey's Butterfly to Led Zeppelin's Kashmir.

It's hard to imagine one of David's fans not enjoying Chords of Strength. It would also be instructive for aspiring singers considering the talent-competition route, since David goes into great detail about the things in his life that prepared him for Idol and his thought processes and biggest challenges during the show.

Story courtesy of USA Today.

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A memoir at 19? How much can he say about life? This has got to be what? 20 pages or so in length. There's probably more pictures than stories. I wonder if he even wrote it - not that it matters. I'm sure all the little girls and boys will buy it for the pretty pictures.

Suri, Come And Get These Bitches!

The MTV Movie Awards (yes, they still shit out that shit) took us back to the 2008 tonight when Tommy Girl sashayed out as Len Grossman and proceeded to bust out some kind of Scientology dance ritual of seduction that makes Xenu rip his E.T. underoos off and shut the door to his mom's basement every time. See what I mean:

Seriously, it was just a regular Sunday night for Tommy Girl, because he drops these same moves every week. But usually he does it in the deepest part of his dungeon....while completely nekkid......and surrounded by lubed up dudes.....with a double-sided butt plug in his Scientolohole. It was nice of him to share though! That wasn't the most terrifying part of this mess though. That came when JLo blatantly tried to wig snatch Charo! Why does this bitch think she's the next Charo? Charo has more glamour and talent in one of her ass lips than JLo has in her whole life! The day JLo is hailed as the new Charo is the day all coochies die. Coochie coochie NO!

And if you ever find yourself in a Scientology audit, just tell them that watching this performance in its entirety is the worst thing you've ever done in your life.

Story Courtesy of dlisted

LeAnn Rimes Justifies Affair

The line "I'm a bitch, I'm a tease. I'm a goddess on my knees" from Meredith Brooks' song "Bitch" popped into my head when I heard LeAnn Rimes try to justify her slutty behavior with Eddie Cibrian.

Rimes told People Magazine

"I take responsibility for everything I've done. I hate that people got hurt. But I don't regret the outcome. It was very emotionally driven. I never once thought what I was doing was OK. I was out of balance. My marriage was out of balance. There was something missing."

The face of an angel and the face of a whore added:

"The hardest thing to hear is someone call either of us a home wrecker because we didn't walk into a perfectly happy marriage and ruin it. I don't know what the future holds, but I know it holds Eddie. I'm really happy. I've moved on, and I hope there can be some forgiveness and acceptance."

Guess what? A cheater is always a cheat and when both of you are cheaters the odds that one of you will stray are even higher.

Justin Timberlake said it best when he sang "what goes around comes all the way back around".

Justin Bieber's Worth It

Teenagers Becca Jude and Sinead Byrne skipped their high school prom to stand in line for Justin Bieber to perform live on the "Today" show early Friday morning.

"All our friends think we're crazy," said Becca. Don't underestimate your stupidity - even people who don't know you think you're crazy. "We have no regrets. He's worth it." Worth it? Ok, let's go with that, however if I had to explain it, I'd maybe see - waste of time.

And of course, parents can't seem to parent these days and don't know how to say no as witnessed here. 17 year old Megan Hazelwood convinced her parents to drive 17 hours and 3 days just to make it to this idiotic show on time. Hello parents...let me introduce you to the TV. It allows you to watch this dumb performance and if you want, you can even tape this show and watch it over and over and over and over and over.

"He's amazing, he's so worth it," said Megan. There's that word again "worth it". They like zombies. I think someone has brainwashed these teenagers to say the exact things about Justin. Maybe he has some sort of hypnotic messages in his songs that make little girls and boys go crazy. Or maybe it's just raging teenage hormones.

I'd love to come back to these super superfans in a couple of years to see if they still think he's "worth it". Something tells me they won't think so.